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elise
@mediocrebottle.bsky.social
she/they ⚡️ iowa

cats • crafts • jurassic park
guys 🥹
This is Kezia (Kizzy) and I’m pretty sure she’s my soul dog

I thought the concept of “soul pet” was dramatic and kinda weird (tbh they’re all my soul animals) but I think I get it 😭
May 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I exist still
April 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit
April 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
also currently fixated on cut and sew panels of pillows or stuffed animals or whatever they become. they’re…. perfect. I’m too lazy to get my sewing machine out so also fixated on hand sewing and being decent at it lmao.

recycling tip: use excess/trimmed fabric for stuffing!

*not my images
April 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
imagine how cute this would be as curtains????? maximalist friends, put a valance in an interior doorway. a fun, colorful fabric. you can try tell me it doesn’t bring you joy. You don’t even have to sew, just throw it over a rod tbh. I’m OBSESSED.
April 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
about a year ago, this single picture from eBay unlocked memories, I had a fuckton of these same dresses for every holiday thanks to a crafty relative. I thought she was so talented (she is, she sucks tho), but the reality is she was just following a pattern. I love that for me. I have a chance!!
April 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m not saying there’s multiple trash cans (“waste basket” doesnt feel right either) on my thrifting white whale list but I am saying I found one of them today 🤭
April 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
April 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I sewed fabric napkins into a valance and idc if u think it’s tacky I’m obsessed, it’s literally my favorite thing in the house right now and i will 1000% be making more
April 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
🎂🎈
March 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
anyone else notice people with the framed “keep calm and carry on” posters have replaced them with William Morris prints

never had the former, but it’s not a bad thing!! as a recovering gatekeeper/I’m-not-like-other-girls, I support it 😌
March 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
dryer lint for brains
March 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
last summer a cat scratched at my door asking to come in. politely, despite what it looks like.

he just came to visit (and yell at my cats through an open window) 🥹
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
✨ Epic Pokémon Cross Stitch Update ✨

March 1st marked 6 months of working on this!! So… closer to 7 now 🫣

According to Markup XP, I hit 50% today!

Most Stitches/day: March 8th w/ 1266 stitches!
Least Stitches: February. the entire month lmao.
Estimated Finish: August 2nd 😪😂
March 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
refusing to turn my air conditioner on for one day but I have a germ and I’m suffering but this is the hill I have to learn how to repair my window screens on
March 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the mother provides a daily sniff
March 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
put in over 1k stitches yesterday 🫣
March 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🐱❤️🐱
March 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
thanks for keeping a caffeine-induced headache at bay for another day @mjandersen.bsky.social 💜

one (1) keybob boop has been added to your inventory
March 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
March 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
happy anniversary to that time we thought toast got hit by a car
March 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
all thumbs, no brain cells
February 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
oh, monica 😍
February 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
February 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
twinsies
February 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM