Gregory Lane
@mechagrogzilla.bsky.social
You are cordially invited to die mad about it.
I wanted to have a nice day, but then I read some bullshit about how Tylenol causes autism and now all I can focus on is the amount of time that has to be (but really shouldn’t have to be) spent debunking that nonsense.
September 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I wanted to have a nice day, but then I read some bullshit about how Tylenol causes autism and now all I can focus on is the amount of time that has to be (but really shouldn’t have to be) spent debunking that nonsense.
No shade, but how many home runs would Cal Raleigh have if T-Mobile Park had Yankee Stadium’s dimensions?
September 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
No shade, but how many home runs would Cal Raleigh have if T-Mobile Park had Yankee Stadium’s dimensions?
The MAGA mind cannot process the possibility that Charlie Kirk’s killer was just some dipshit troll.
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The MAGA mind cannot process the possibility that Charlie Kirk’s killer was just some dipshit troll.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Charlie Kirk didn't actually debate.
He called it debate, but mostly it was just taunting and gaslighting his opponents in environments designed for his benefit. Masterdebating, as South Park put it.
He called it debate, but mostly it was just taunting and gaslighting his opponents in environments designed for his benefit. Masterdebating, as South Park put it.
September 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Charlie Kirk didn't actually debate.
He called it debate, but mostly it was just taunting and gaslighting his opponents in environments designed for his benefit. Masterdebating, as South Park put it.
He called it debate, but mostly it was just taunting and gaslighting his opponents in environments designed for his benefit. Masterdebating, as South Park put it.
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
So, about those Epstein files…
September 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So, about those Epstein files…
Alexa, play “That’s Life”.
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Alexa, play “That’s Life”.
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Not sure he’s the best person to deliver this message.
September 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Not sure he’s the best person to deliver this message.
I think I just watched the stupidest opening to an NFL season ever.
September 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I think I just watched the stupidest opening to an NFL season ever.
It will never cease to baffle me that there’s actually a line of testosterone boosters called Nugenix.
September 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It will never cease to baffle me that there’s actually a line of testosterone boosters called Nugenix.
Every time I see the latest in Gavin Newsom cringeposting.
September 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Every time I see the latest in Gavin Newsom cringeposting.
Fuck it.
I’m starting my own church based around the irrefutable fact that Sycho Sid rules the world.
Who’s in?
I’m starting my own church based around the irrefutable fact that Sycho Sid rules the world.
Who’s in?
August 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Fuck it.
I’m starting my own church based around the irrefutable fact that Sycho Sid rules the world.
Who’s in?
I’m starting my own church based around the irrefutable fact that Sycho Sid rules the world.
Who’s in?
Brace yourselves.
The conspiracy theorists who believe that the NFL is rigged are coming.
The conspiracy theorists who believe that the NFL is rigged are coming.
August 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Brace yourselves.
The conspiracy theorists who believe that the NFL is rigged are coming.
The conspiracy theorists who believe that the NFL is rigged are coming.
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Support and Protect Trans Folks 🏳️⚧️
Thanks for watching Dynamite y'all ❤️
Thanks for watching Dynamite y'all ❤️
June 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Support and Protect Trans Folks 🏳️⚧️
Thanks for watching Dynamite y'all ❤️
Thanks for watching Dynamite y'all ❤️
So… is the new pope a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan?
May 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So… is the new pope a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan?
Robbie Ray is finally pitching like the former Cy Young Award winner that the M’s signed to a five year, $115 million contract… for the Giants 🙄 #ThisFuckingGuy
May 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Robbie Ray is finally pitching like the former Cy Young Award winner that the M’s signed to a five year, $115 million contract… for the Giants 🙄 #ThisFuckingGuy
Reminder that tomorrow is the start of Military Appreciation Month.
Feel free to pass along this information to the people in your life who conveniently forget about it when going on bad faith rants.
Feel free to pass along this information to the people in your life who conveniently forget about it when going on bad faith rants.
April 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Reminder that tomorrow is the start of Military Appreciation Month.
Feel free to pass along this information to the people in your life who conveniently forget about it when going on bad faith rants.
Feel free to pass along this information to the people in your life who conveniently forget about it when going on bad faith rants.
There are many ways to express this sentiment, but I believe the bluntest method is the best:
If you want Canada to join the United States, then you’re a fucking moron.
If you want Canada to join the United States, then you’re a fucking moron.
April 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
There are many ways to express this sentiment, but I believe the bluntest method is the best:
If you want Canada to join the United States, then you’re a fucking moron.
If you want Canada to join the United States, then you’re a fucking moron.
As much as I love having Cal Raleigh on my team, he has the absolute worst nickname of any baseball player today.
Look it up if you’re curious because I’m not saying it here.
Look it up if you’re curious because I’m not saying it here.
April 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
As much as I love having Cal Raleigh on my team, he has the absolute worst nickname of any baseball player today.
Look it up if you’re curious because I’m not saying it here.
Look it up if you’re curious because I’m not saying it here.
My cat leaves patterns in his litter box that are more artistic than the AI sludge you’re passing off as art.
April 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My cat leaves patterns in his litter box that are more artistic than the AI sludge you’re passing off as art.
Friends don’t let friends get into debates with people who believe it is not only possible, but practical to discreetly pay more than 5 million protesters.
Don’t waste your time on morons, is what I’m saying.
Don’t waste your time on morons, is what I’m saying.
April 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Friends don’t let friends get into debates with people who believe it is not only possible, but practical to discreetly pay more than 5 million protesters.
Don’t waste your time on morons, is what I’m saying.
Don’t waste your time on morons, is what I’m saying.
We’re New Englanders. Standing up to tyrants is our heritage.
April 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We’re New Englanders. Standing up to tyrants is our heritage.
Show your love for Hayao Miyazaki by using a generative AI app that completely goes against everything he stands for as an artist.
March 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Show your love for Hayao Miyazaki by using a generative AI app that completely goes against everything he stands for as an artist.
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March 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Anyone have “conservatives proclaim their love for EVs to own the libs” on their 2025 bingo card?
March 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Anyone have “conservatives proclaim their love for EVs to own the libs” on their 2025 bingo card?