Tristan 🫖
@meatofwands.bsky.social
19 | him | sassy secular #tarot reader | soon to be anthropology student ✨ for private readings check out: meatofwands.carrd.co |
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. the wheel of fortune .
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sometimes you'e the skelly on top, sometimes the skelly on the bottom #artsky #tarot #illustration
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sometimes you'e the skelly on top, sometimes the skelly on the bottom #artsky #tarot #illustration
July 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
. the wheel of fortune .
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sometimes you'e the skelly on top, sometimes the skelly on the bottom #artsky #tarot #illustration
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sometimes you'e the skelly on top, sometimes the skelly on the bottom #artsky #tarot #illustration
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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
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Just saw an ad that said "pain when eating, walking, or at play?" and I was like yep! Oh. It's for senior dogs. Nevermind.
June 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just saw an ad that said "pain when eating, walking, or at play?" and I was like yep! Oh. It's for senior dogs. Nevermind.
If I had ovaries I'd lay eggs inside people
June 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If I had ovaries I'd lay eggs inside people
Relationship evolved into top x top 🗿
May 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Relationship evolved into top x top 🗿
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You trek down an overgrown path, shrouded in shadow and chrosued by crickets, until finally you encounter the wishing well. You throw in a gold coin. Minutes pass. A pair of golden eyes glitter in the dark, and a mermaid appears. She offers to grant your wish... Do you trust her?
May 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You trek down an overgrown path, shrouded in shadow and chrosued by crickets, until finally you encounter the wishing well. You throw in a gold coin. Minutes pass. A pair of golden eyes glitter in the dark, and a mermaid appears. She offers to grant your wish... Do you trust her?
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Y’all so strict. People got work, kids, relationships. If I don’t text back and it’s been a few days, maybe check on me first????
May 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Y’all so strict. People got work, kids, relationships. If I don’t text back and it’s been a few days, maybe check on me first????
time to pull out my sourdough starter from the fridge and bake some big fat bread because i love my boywife
May 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
time to pull out my sourdough starter from the fridge and bake some big fat bread because i love my boywife
open.spotify.com/track/6xrTHt...
this song right here but in private, in dialogues in your head. no proving points to tired people who don't like u
this song right here but in private, in dialogues in your head. no proving points to tired people who don't like u
Sympathy is a knife featuring ariana grande
Charli xcx, Ariana Grande · Sympathy is a knife featuring ariana grande · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
May 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
open.spotify.com/track/6xrTHt...
this song right here but in private, in dialogues in your head. no proving points to tired people who don't like u
this song right here but in private, in dialogues in your head. no proving points to tired people who don't like u
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The masculine urge to let a woman heal you from a broken heart.
May 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The masculine urge to let a woman heal you from a broken heart.
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Happy #webcomicday!
FAMILIAR is an (explicit! adults only!) erotic comic about magic, sex, and life-work balance. It's queer and kinky. It's poly-friendly. And it's ✨free to read online✨ (or read the whole thing for $2 on Patreon + tons of additional content)
Links at familiarcomic.com 🐈⬛
FAMILIAR is an (explicit! adults only!) erotic comic about magic, sex, and life-work balance. It's queer and kinky. It's poly-friendly. And it's ✨free to read online✨ (or read the whole thing for $2 on Patreon + tons of additional content)
Links at familiarcomic.com 🐈⬛
May 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Happy #webcomicday!
FAMILIAR is an (explicit! adults only!) erotic comic about magic, sex, and life-work balance. It's queer and kinky. It's poly-friendly. And it's ✨free to read online✨ (or read the whole thing for $2 on Patreon + tons of additional content)
Links at familiarcomic.com 🐈⬛
FAMILIAR is an (explicit! adults only!) erotic comic about magic, sex, and life-work balance. It's queer and kinky. It's poly-friendly. And it's ✨free to read online✨ (or read the whole thing for $2 on Patreon + tons of additional content)
Links at familiarcomic.com 🐈⬛
artist's way is going well, week 4
May 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
artist's way is going well, week 4
CARD OF THE DAY:
Ace of Wands (↓)
• don't overthink, just do it
• your project is over its honeymoon phase. do it while you're tired and unmotivated. creativity is dying this age - save it
• if ur having sex good for you, just talk your girl through it. physically let's say.. you'll be half asleep
Ace of Wands (↓)
• don't overthink, just do it
• your project is over its honeymoon phase. do it while you're tired and unmotivated. creativity is dying this age - save it
• if ur having sex good for you, just talk your girl through it. physically let's say.. you'll be half asleep
May 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
CARD OF THE DAY:
Ace of Wands (↓)
• don't overthink, just do it
• your project is over its honeymoon phase. do it while you're tired and unmotivated. creativity is dying this age - save it
• if ur having sex good for you, just talk your girl through it. physically let's say.. you'll be half asleep
Ace of Wands (↓)
• don't overthink, just do it
• your project is over its honeymoon phase. do it while you're tired and unmotivated. creativity is dying this age - save it
• if ur having sex good for you, just talk your girl through it. physically let's say.. you'll be half asleep
for the first time in so long I had a dream about something... nice. wasn't my subconscious telling me about simple patterns of bad habits like procrastinating, shame around it etc. - this time it was holograms of roses showing at my house, and text messages +
May 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
for the first time in so long I had a dream about something... nice. wasn't my subconscious telling me about simple patterns of bad habits like procrastinating, shame around it etc. - this time it was holograms of roses showing at my house, and text messages +
classical music for when you're on a deadline 💻🔍
May 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
classical music for when you're on a deadline 💻🔍
me: selling tarot readings
ppl i love: SELL BOYFRIEND ASMR AUDIOS
society: ok
ppl i love: SELL BOYFRIEND ASMR AUDIOS
society: ok
May 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
me: selling tarot readings
ppl i love: SELL BOYFRIEND ASMR AUDIOS
society: ok
ppl i love: SELL BOYFRIEND ASMR AUDIOS
society: ok
i wanna see journalists like this, i'm invested 🔥
Oh my gosh, nobody move. A male and female cardinal are doing a mating dance to each other in the tree right next to me. I am furiously whispering “bring her a peanut, bro!” under my breath. Oh my goooodddd.
May 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i wanna see journalists like this, i'm invested 🔥
4 cards is enough to form a deck
May 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
4 cards is enough to form a deck
yeah i know your little secret put your hands up 🪱🪱🪱
May 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
yeah i know your little secret put your hands up 🪱🪱🪱
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HOT 🔥🔥🔥 PAPABILE CARDINALS 🥵🥵🥵 IN YOUR AREA BEGGING FOR YOUR ORDINATION ✝️💦✝️💦✝️💦
![Wikipedia article for the word Papabile: Papabile (/pəˈpɑːbɪleɪ/ pə-PAH-bil-ay, UK also /-li/ -ee,[1][2] Italian: [paˈpaːbile]; pl. papabili; lit. 'pop(e)able' or 'able to be pope') is an unofficial Italian term first coined by Vaticanologists and now used internationally in many languages to describe a Catholic man, in practice always a cardinal, who is thought of as a likely or possible candidate to be elected pope.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wxw27ws4be6vkv7zoenmfyb4/bafkreia52vdjmmbwilbfldmjijmh2l2765c4rfmqw6gf25umnpwg24s5me@jpeg)
April 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
HOT 🔥🔥🔥 PAPABILE CARDINALS 🥵🥵🥵 IN YOUR AREA BEGGING FOR YOUR ORDINATION ✝️💦✝️💦✝️💦
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The whole reason I started streaming was because I was lonely and wanted a community to share my life with. Even if my life isn't the most interesting, being with a community of people who enjoy your presence is all I want/need.
April 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The whole reason I started streaming was because I was lonely and wanted a community to share my life with. Even if my life isn't the most interesting, being with a community of people who enjoy your presence is all I want/need.
no reading for the collective bc collective irl is dating me and i'm preparing bouquets all the time um someone hire me as a florist btw that would be nice
April 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
no reading for the collective bc collective irl is dating me and i'm preparing bouquets all the time um someone hire me as a florist btw that would be nice