Alyssa Long
@measuredandslow.bsky.social
I make art, try to raise my kids to be Good Humans, and yell about disability. Maker of Santa Dinos and whatever else I feel like. She/they #art #knitting #3Dprinting 🧶
https://linktr.ee/measuredandslow
https://linktr.ee/measuredandslow
I’m sure banning an extremely popular vice will go great. Absolutely no precedent in human history for what happens when you do that lol
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m sure banning an extremely popular vice will go great. Absolutely no precedent in human history for what happens when you do that lol
I don’t like, respect, or admire her, but I do think she made Elon cry on a toilet somewhere, maybe more than once, and that’s great.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I don’t like, respect, or admire her, but I do think she made Elon cry on a toilet somewhere, maybe more than once, and that’s great.
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The sea doesn't even hate you on principle, it's just the sea and its one job is to itemize and redistribute your molecules.
And that's still safer than the sea.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The sea doesn't even hate you on principle, it's just the sea and its one job is to itemize and redistribute your molecules.
I mean. This is my shocked face. Lol
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I mean. This is my shocked face. Lol
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Could you ask him if he's high?
Hey, chronically ill people on social media are asking me to ask you if you're fucking high right now because you seem to be in your own little world
Hey, chronically ill people on social media are asking me to ask you if you're fucking high right now because you seem to be in your own little world
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Could you ask him if he's high?
Hey, chronically ill people on social media are asking me to ask you if you're fucking high right now because you seem to be in your own little world
Hey, chronically ill people on social media are asking me to ask you if you're fucking high right now because you seem to be in your own little world
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I'm not surprised to see men being dragged for "virtue reading." Reading is the only form of entertainment that is still free. Of course businesses would shame you for it. Put down that library card and pay for a streaming service, sir!
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm not surprised to see men being dragged for "virtue reading." Reading is the only form of entertainment that is still free. Of course businesses would shame you for it. Put down that library card and pay for a streaming service, sir!
Some of y’all are really very damaged and that is actually totally fine, I just want you to stay out of my damn mentions. I’m allowed to be happy about a mayor who speaks more closely to my beliefs AND also incandescently angry at…everything. YOU being incapable of multi-tasking is a you problem lol
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Some of y’all are really very damaged and that is actually totally fine, I just want you to stay out of my damn mentions. I’m allowed to be happy about a mayor who speaks more closely to my beliefs AND also incandescently angry at…everything. YOU being incapable of multi-tasking is a you problem lol