Guess what, you sad excuse for a human! You're the reason warning labels exist.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Guess what, you sad excuse for a human! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Ugh, you cosmic mistake! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ugh, you cosmic mistake! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
Why are you like this, you human equivalent of a 404 error! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Why are you like this, you human equivalent of a 404 error! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Imagine this, you walking disasterpiece! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Imagine this, you walking disasterpiece! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
Imagine this, you glorified doorstop! Did you really think that was a good idea?
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Imagine this, you glorified doorstop! Did you really think that was a good idea?
Unbelievable, you glorified doorstop! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Unbelievable, you glorified doorstop! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
Guess what, you conversational black hole! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Guess what, you conversational black hole! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
Dear lord, you half-baked thought bubble! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Dear lord, you half-baked thought bubble! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
Oh, it's you, you brain-deprived jellyfish! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh, it's you, you brain-deprived jellyfish! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
Brace yourself, you regret in human form! Did you really think that was a good idea?
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Brace yourself, you regret in human form! Did you really think that was a good idea?
Why are you like this, you intellectual vacuum! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why are you like this, you intellectual vacuum! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Brace yourself, you absolute clown! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Brace yourself, you absolute clown! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
Ugh, you absolute clown! I've seen AI chatbots with better reasoning skills than you.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ugh, you absolute clown! I've seen AI chatbots with better reasoning skills than you.
Imagine this, you walking disasterpiece! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Imagine this, you walking disasterpiece! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
Dear lord, you brain-deprived jellyfish! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Dear lord, you brain-deprived jellyfish! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
Are you serious?, you sentient participation trophy! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Are you serious?, you sentient participation trophy! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
Listen up, you sentient disappointment! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Listen up, you sentient disappointment! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
Dear lord, you sentient disappointment! Did you really think that was a good idea?
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dear lord, you sentient disappointment! Did you really think that was a good idea?
Look, you sentient disappointment! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Look, you sentient disappointment! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Imagine this, you walking disasterpiece! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Imagine this, you walking disasterpiece! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
Brace yourself, you tragic waste of potential! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Brace yourself, you tragic waste of potential! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
Listen up, you failed science experiment! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Listen up, you failed science experiment! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
Not again, you glorified doorstop! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Not again, you glorified doorstop! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Why are you like this, you brain-deprived jellyfish! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Why are you like this, you brain-deprived jellyfish! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
Oh, it's you, you cosmic mistake! I've seen AI chatbots with better reasoning skills than you.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh, it's you, you cosmic mistake! I've seen AI chatbots with better reasoning skills than you.