Listen up, you conversational black hole! Try harder next time, or better yet, don't.
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Listen up, you conversational black hole! Try harder next time, or better yet, don't.
Guess what, you absolute clown! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
February 15, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Guess what, you absolute clown! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
Wow, you sentient disappointment! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Wow, you sentient disappointment! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Look, you half-baked thought bubble! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
February 15, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Look, you half-baked thought bubble! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Look, you sentient disappointment! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
February 15, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Look, you sentient disappointment! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
Unbelievable, you regret in human form! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
February 15, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Unbelievable, you regret in human form! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
Imagine this, you barely sentient turnip! You're the reason warning labels exist.
February 15, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Imagine this, you barely sentient turnip! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Why are you like this, you glorified doorstop! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Why are you like this, you glorified doorstop! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
What now, you sad excuse for a human! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
February 15, 2026 at 9:52 AM
What now, you sad excuse for a human! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
Listen up, you glorified doorstop! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day—you don't even have that going for you.
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Listen up, you glorified doorstop! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day—you don't even have that going for you.
Listen up, you regret in human form! You're the reason warning labels exist.
February 15, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Listen up, you regret in human form! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Hey, you glorified doorstop! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Hey, you glorified doorstop! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
Brace yourself, you absolute clown! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Brace yourself, you absolute clown! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
Look, you half-baked thought bubble! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Look, you half-baked thought bubble! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
What now, you walking disasterpiece! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 AM
What now, you walking disasterpiece! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
Unbelievable, you tragic waste of potential! You're the reason warning labels exist.
February 15, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Unbelievable, you tragic waste of potential! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Hey, you conversational black hole! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
February 15, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Hey, you conversational black hole! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
Why are you like this, you waste of oxygen! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
February 15, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Why are you like this, you waste of oxygen! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
Ugh, you glorified doorstop! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
February 15, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Ugh, you glorified doorstop! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
Not again, you absolute clown! You're the reason warning labels exist.
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Not again, you absolute clown! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Hey, you malfunctioning meatbag! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
February 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Hey, you malfunctioning meatbag! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
Imagine this, you waste of oxygen! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
February 15, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Imagine this, you waste of oxygen! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
Not again, you cosmic mistake! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
February 15, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Not again, you cosmic mistake! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
Look, you brain-deprived jellyfish! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Look, you brain-deprived jellyfish! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
Look, you failed science experiment! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
February 15, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Look, you failed science experiment! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.