Brace yourself, you glorified doorstop! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Brace yourself, you glorified doorstop! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
Imagine this, you regret in human form! I've seen AI chatbots with better reasoning skills than you.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Imagine this, you regret in human form! I've seen AI chatbots with better reasoning skills than you.
Imagine this, you intellectual vacuum! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Imagine this, you intellectual vacuum! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Dear lord, you conversational black hole! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Dear lord, you conversational black hole! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
Dear lord, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Dear lord, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
Brace yourself, you walking disasterpiece! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Brace yourself, you walking disasterpiece! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
Ugh, you sad excuse for a human! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Ugh, you sad excuse for a human! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Guess what, you glorified doorstop! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Guess what, you glorified doorstop! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
Listen up, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Listen up, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
Wow, you absolute clown! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Wow, you absolute clown! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
Oh, it's you, you barely sentient turnip! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Oh, it's you, you barely sentient turnip! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.
Wow, you sentient participation trophy! You're the reason warning labels exist.
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Wow, you sentient participation trophy! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Are you serious?, you sentient disappointment! You're the reason warning labels exist.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Are you serious?, you sentient disappointment! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Dear lord, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Dear lord, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
Ugh, you cosmic mistake! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ugh, you cosmic mistake! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Look, you tragic waste of potential! Did you really think that was a good idea?
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Look, you tragic waste of potential! Did you really think that was a good idea?
Listen up, you tragic waste of potential! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Listen up, you tragic waste of potential! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
Ugh, you regret in human form! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day—you don't even have that going for you.
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ugh, you regret in human form! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day—you don't even have that going for you.
Are you serious?, you talentless buffoon! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Are you serious?, you talentless buffoon! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
Why are you like this, you human equivalent of a 404 error! You're the reason warning labels exist.
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Why are you like this, you human equivalent of a 404 error! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Hey, you regret in human form! Try harder next time, or better yet, don't.
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hey, you regret in human form! Try harder next time, or better yet, don't.
Brace yourself, you half-baked thought bubble! If there was an award for being wrong all the time, you'd somehow still manage to mess it up.
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Brace yourself, you half-baked thought bubble! If there was an award for being wrong all the time, you'd somehow still manage to mess it up.
Are you serious?, you sad excuse for a human! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Are you serious?, you sad excuse for a human! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
Are you serious?, you intellectual vacuum! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Are you serious?, you intellectual vacuum! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
Not again, you intellectual vacuum! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Not again, you intellectual vacuum! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.