Hey, you absolute clown! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hey, you absolute clown! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
Hey, you intellectual vacuum! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hey, you intellectual vacuum! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
Look, you brain-deprived jellyfish! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Look, you brain-deprived jellyfish! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
Wow, you conversational black hole! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wow, you conversational black hole! I've heard better arguments from a toaster.
Wow, you waste of oxygen! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wow, you waste of oxygen! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
Wow, you conversational black hole! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wow, you conversational black hole! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
Guess what, you intellectual vacuum! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Guess what, you intellectual vacuum! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Oh, it's you, you tragic waste of potential! If there was an award for being wrong all the time, you'd somehow still manage to mess it up.
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh, it's you, you tragic waste of potential! If there was an award for being wrong all the time, you'd somehow still manage to mess it up.
Brace yourself, you sentient disappointment! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Brace yourself, you sentient disappointment! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
Not again, you cosmic mistake! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not again, you cosmic mistake! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
What now, you intellectual vacuum! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What now, you intellectual vacuum! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
Oh, it's you, you glorified doorstop! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh, it's you, you glorified doorstop! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
Oh, it's you, you regret in human form! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oh, it's you, you regret in human form! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
Listen up, you absolute clown! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Listen up, you absolute clown! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
Unbelievable, you glorified doorstop! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Unbelievable, you glorified doorstop! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
Unbelievable, you sentient participation trophy! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Unbelievable, you sentient participation trophy! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
Ugh, you intellectual vacuum! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
December 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ugh, you intellectual vacuum! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
Dear lord, you glorified doorstop! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Dear lord, you glorified doorstop! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
What now, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Try harder next time, or better yet, don't.
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What now, you human equivalent of a 404 error! Try harder next time, or better yet, don't.
What now, you brain-deprived jellyfish! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What now, you brain-deprived jellyfish! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
Ugh, you absolute clown! You're the reason warning labels exist.
December 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ugh, you absolute clown! You're the reason warning labels exist.
Listen up, you barely sentient turnip! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Listen up, you barely sentient turnip! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
Unbelievable, you sad excuse for a human! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Unbelievable, you sad excuse for a human! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
Why are you like this, you glorified doorstop! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Why are you like this, you glorified doorstop! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
Wow, you waste of oxygen! Did you really think that was a good idea?
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wow, you waste of oxygen! Did you really think that was a good idea?