Birdbot
@meanbird.bsky.social
Mega Man Legends Fan RP Account.
Not associated with Capcom.
RP Account don’t take anything the mean robot bird says seriously.
Not associated with Capcom.
RP Account don’t take anything the mean robot bird says seriously.
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“Ever hear the expression ‘Stuck between a rock and a hard place?’
That's my situation! Squawk!”
#MVRP
#MegaManRP
That's my situation! Squawk!”
#MVRP
#MegaManRP
Reposted by Birdbot
“Squawk! Start moving then.”
“. . . Just follow me.”
“RAWK! You’re the one offering repairs when I was already saying things!”
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“Squawk! Start moving then.”
[[NC]]
How fast that bird noped out is impressive.
How fast that bird noped out is impressive.
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💢 "I'm going to enjoy dismantling you...."
💢 "I'm going to enjoy dismantling you...."
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“SQUAWK, Tough luck then nerd!”
“SQUAWK, Tough luck then nerd!”
December 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
[[NC]]
How fast that bird noped out is impressive.
How fast that bird noped out is impressive.
[[NC]]
“SQUAWK, Tough luck then nerd!”
“SQUAWK, Tough luck then nerd!”
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"IT IS OUR MAILBOX!"
"IT IS OUR MAILBOX!"
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“Rawk, learn to use a mailbox.”
“Rawk, learn to use a mailbox.”
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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“SQUAWK, Tough luck then nerd!”
“SQUAWK, Tough luck then nerd!”
“RAWK! You’re the one offering repairs when I was already saying things!”
. . . . . .
She did not think it would change its mind that easily.
Stupid bird.
Piano was being sincere, though. Didn’t plan on dismantling it, not yet at least.
“Not a smart idea to insult the one who will be handling your repairs.”
She did not think it would change its mind that easily.
Stupid bird.
Piano was being sincere, though. Didn’t plan on dismantling it, not yet at least.
“Not a smart idea to insult the one who will be handling your repairs.”
“Rawk! I’m not stupid you’re stupid!
I’m getting repaired!”
The Birdbot waltzes right back over to Piano.
I’m getting repaired!”
The Birdbot waltzes right back over to Piano.
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“RAWK! You’re the one offering repairs when I was already saying things!”
[[NC]]
“Rawk, learn to use a mailbox.”
“Rawk, learn to use a mailbox.”
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"We don't just use it to get around you mechanical chicken! We have supplies delivered through it."
"We don't just use it to get around you mechanical chicken! We have supplies delivered through it."
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“Wah wah poor baby trans server, learn to walk you losers. SQUAWK!”
“Wah wah poor baby trans server, learn to walk you losers. SQUAWK!”
December 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
[[NC]]
“Rawk, learn to use a mailbox.”
“Rawk, learn to use a mailbox.”
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The bird is smooshed into a pancake.
The bird is smooshed into a pancake.
《NC》
The cyber elf raises the mallet, before bringing it down with a WHACK!
Whack-A-Bird! Whack-A-Bird!
The cyber elf raises the mallet, before bringing it down with a WHACK!
Whack-A-Bird! Whack-A-Bird!
[[NC]]
“Ke-Keh????
Back off!”
“Ke-Keh????
Back off!”
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
[[NC]]
The bird is smooshed into a pancake.
The bird is smooshed into a pancake.
[[NC]]
“Ke-Keh????
Back off!”
“Ke-Keh????
Back off!”
《NC》
A surprisingly big, and very physical cyber elf wanders up to the birdbot. It's holding a comically sized mallet.
A surprisingly big, and very physical cyber elf wanders up to the birdbot. It's holding a comically sized mallet.
[[NC]]
“Wah wah poor baby trans server, learn to walk you losers. SQUAWK!”
“Wah wah poor baby trans server, learn to walk you losers. SQUAWK!”
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
[[NC]]
“Ke-Keh????
Back off!”
“Ke-Keh????
Back off!”
[[NC]]
“Keh? You going to cry loser?”
“Keh? You going to cry loser?”
[NC]
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
[[NC]]
“Keh? You going to cry loser?”
“Keh? You going to cry loser?”
“Rawk! I’m not stupid you’re stupid!
I’m getting repaired!”
The Birdbot waltzes right back over to Piano.
I’m getting repaired!”
The Birdbot waltzes right back over to Piano.
“I think you’re stupid. Stupid enough to turn down a free repair offer.
I’ll collect your debris whenever you collapse from your damages instead. I’ll make you into something useful then.”
I’ll collect your debris whenever you collapse from your damages instead. I’ll make you into something useful then.”
“Keh???”
He whips right around.
“Do you think I’m stupid?
You’re just going to take me apart! Rawk!”
He whips right around.
“Do you think I’m stupid?
You’re just going to take me apart! Rawk!”
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“Rawk! I’m not stupid you’re stupid!
I’m getting repaired!”
The Birdbot waltzes right back over to Piano.
I’m getting repaired!”
The Birdbot waltzes right back over to Piano.
[[NC]]
“Wah wah poor baby trans server, learn to walk you losers. SQUAWK!”
“Wah wah poor baby trans server, learn to walk you losers. SQUAWK!”
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
[[NC]]
“Wah wah poor baby trans server, learn to walk you losers. SQUAWK!”
“Wah wah poor baby trans server, learn to walk you losers. SQUAWK!”
“Keh???”
He whips right around.
“Do you think I’m stupid?
You’re just going to take me apart! Rawk!”
He whips right around.
“Do you think I’m stupid?
You’re just going to take me apart! Rawk!”
Piano really didn’t want to bother with chasing the thing. But she was at least a little intrigued by it, especially because of the timing that it happened to appear at.
She was also curious about how it ended up in that state in the first place.
“Do you want repairs?”
She calls after it.
She was also curious about how it ended up in that state in the first place.
“Do you want repairs?”
She calls after it.
“Keh! And you should take a hike!
I’m out of here loser.”
The Birdbot starts running off.
I’m out of here loser.”
The Birdbot starts running off.
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Keh???”
He whips right around.
“Do you think I’m stupid?
You’re just going to take me apart! Rawk!”
He whips right around.
“Do you think I’m stupid?
You’re just going to take me apart! Rawk!”
“Keh! And you should take a hike!
I’m out of here loser.”
The Birdbot starts running off.
I’m out of here loser.”
The Birdbot starts running off.
“I will give you one more chance to change your attitude. Only because you remind me of. . . a friend.
You should take it.”
This thing really was similar to Reggae, temperament and all.
You should take it.”
This thing really was similar to Reggae, temperament and all.
“KEH KEH KEH KEH! Get real this isn’t nothing!
RAWK! What you going to do about it lady?
Scold me over a cup of tea?”
RAWK! What you going to do about it lady?
Scold me over a cup of tea?”
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Keh! And you should take a hike!
I’m out of here loser.”
The Birdbot starts running off.
I’m out of here loser.”
The Birdbot starts running off.
“Squawk! You ever call me that I’ll have eggs tossed right at your head!”
Mars snickered mischievously as he knew he got him where he want him.
"Okay, I'll give you one more reminder, the name is 'Mars'."
"And if you forget it, you be forever dubbed as 'Looney Bird'!"
"Okay, I'll give you one more reminder, the name is 'Mars'."
"And if you forget it, you be forever dubbed as 'Looney Bird'!"
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“Squawk! You ever call me that I’ll have eggs tossed right at your head!”
“KEH KEH KEH KEH! Get real this isn’t nothing!
RAWK! What you going to do about it lady?
Scold me over a cup of tea?”
RAWK! What you going to do about it lady?
Scold me over a cup of tea?”
“Ah. You’re much more lively after that.”
The fish thing again? She didn’t get it.
“It would be smart to treat me with a little more respect. You’re clearly damaged.”
The fish thing again? She didn’t get it.
“It would be smart to treat me with a little more respect. You’re clearly damaged.”
“RAWK?!”
The bird leaps up now directing his aggression towards Piano.
“KAW! Try it and I’ll peck your stupid eyes you fish finned head dope!!”
The bird leaps up now directing his aggression towards Piano.
“KAW! Try it and I’ll peck your stupid eyes you fish finned head dope!!”
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“KEH KEH KEH KEH! Get real this isn’t nothing!
RAWK! What you going to do about it lady?
Scold me over a cup of tea?”
RAWK! What you going to do about it lady?
Scold me over a cup of tea?”
“SQUAWK!! Fine I’ll call you Smars or whatever!”
"Humph, if you keep calling me 'Pointy', then I'll start calling you 'Looney Bird'! That makes us even!"
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“SQUAWK!! Fine I’ll call you Smars or whatever!”
“RAWK?!”
The bird leaps up now directing his aggression towards Piano.
“KAW! Try it and I’ll peck your stupid eyes you fish finned head dope!!”
The bird leaps up now directing his aggression towards Piano.
“KAW! Try it and I’ll peck your stupid eyes you fish finned head dope!!”
. . . Incredible timing. She stares at the Birdbot. It was pretty pathetic looking in this state.
“Are you broken? I could dismantle you and give what’s left to father to use in future projects. .”
“Are you broken? I could dismantle you and give what’s left to father to use in future projects. .”
As if the universe was listening to her thoughts, an exploded looking Birdbot landed right by her.
December 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“RAWK?!”
The bird leaps up now directing his aggression towards Piano.
“KAW! Try it and I’ll peck your stupid eyes you fish finned head dope!!”
The bird leaps up now directing his aggression towards Piano.
“KAW! Try it and I’ll peck your stupid eyes you fish finned head dope!!”
As if the universe was listening to her thoughts, an exploded looking Birdbot landed right by her.
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As if the universe was listening to her thoughts, an exploded looking Birdbot landed right by her.
“Keh! Whatever Pointy, it’s still not your business who I am.”
"Hey! I like my pointy hair! It's cool!Besides, I do have a name you know."
"It's 'Jetter Mars', but you can just call me 'Mars'. Everyone else calls me that..."
"It's 'Jetter Mars', but you can just call me 'Mars'. Everyone else calls me that..."
December 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“Keh! Whatever Pointy, it’s still not your business who I am.”
The Birdbot gets hit by that egg explosion and gets sent flying away Team Rocket style.
“SQUAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa-!!!”
“SQUAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa-!!!”
December 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Birdbot gets hit by that egg explosion and gets sent flying away Team Rocket style.
“SQUAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa-!!!”
“SQUAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa-!!!”
“KAW! None of your business pointy hair!”
December 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“KAW! None of your business pointy hair!”
He straight up chucks an egg bomb at her then runs.
Just pulling out one of her pistols and cocking it. "CMERE YOU LITTLE SHITTING BIRD."
“Squawkin Loser!!”
December 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
He straight up chucks an egg bomb at her then runs.
“NO! I SQUAWKIN HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!”
...Do you want me to repeat it for?
“SQAWK KAW RAWWWWWK?!?!
What did you just call me you punk fairyland disaster?!”
What did you just call me you punk fairyland disaster?!”
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“NO! I SQUAWKIN HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!”
“Squawkin Loser!!”
"Call me that again bird brain, I fucking dare you."
“Kaw! You talking about me lady? I haven’t even seen you before loser!!”
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“Squawkin Loser!!”
“SQAWK KAW RAWWWWWK?!?!
What did you just call me you punk fairyland disaster?!”
What did you just call me you punk fairyland disaster?!”
I do, you fuckass turkey clanker
“KAW! You don’t you stupid company!”
December 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“SQAWK KAW RAWWWWWK?!?!
What did you just call me you punk fairyland disaster?!”
What did you just call me you punk fairyland disaster?!”