Meagan ✍️
@meaganwrds.bsky.social
Writer and time travel enthusiast who absolutely should not be allowed to bake. Tuesdays are the worst days. She/her.
“Hush little baby, don’t you cry
Mama’s gonna give you an alibi.” — my sister, knocking it out of the park again
Mama’s gonna give you an alibi.” — my sister, knocking it out of the park again
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Hush little baby, don’t you cry
Mama’s gonna give you an alibi.” — my sister, knocking it out of the park again
Mama’s gonna give you an alibi.” — my sister, knocking it out of the park again
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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Lisa, Angela, and Izzy are CHAOTIC 😂
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lisa, Angela, and Izzy are CHAOTIC 😂
“I would rather go to a town where they outlawed dancing and show them my moves, and have them tell me “this is why we outlawed dancing.” — quote, my sister
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“I would rather go to a town where they outlawed dancing and show them my moves, and have them tell me “this is why we outlawed dancing.” — quote, my sister
Frantically calling my sister to let her know I recommended an ongoing fic BEFORE the smut chapter came out.
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Frantically calling my sister to let her know I recommended an ongoing fic BEFORE the smut chapter came out.
Discussing with my sis the fact that Goofy probably had sex out of wedlock, until we googled and learned that a) there was once a Mrs Geef (not a typo) and b) Goofy is officially a widower in the Goofy Movie continuity.
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Discussing with my sis the fact that Goofy probably had sex out of wedlock, until we googled and learned that a) there was once a Mrs Geef (not a typo) and b) Goofy is officially a widower in the Goofy Movie continuity.
Getting ready for the biggest battle of the whole campaign, we of course have to devote time to establishing what fabulous outfit Reggie is wearing (a shimmery purple cloak covered with his magical Cloak of Flies, of course).
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Getting ready for the biggest battle of the whole campaign, we of course have to devote time to establishing what fabulous outfit Reggie is wearing (a shimmery purple cloak covered with his magical Cloak of Flies, of course).
Sis: I’m just a Waluigi girl in a Waluigi world.
Sis:
Sis:
Sis: …wah.
Sis:
Sis:
Sis: …wah.
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sis: I’m just a Waluigi girl in a Waluigi world.
Sis:
Sis:
Sis: …wah.
Sis:
Sis:
Sis: …wah.
Me, opening wordle every morning: time to be an intellectual
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me, opening wordle every morning: time to be an intellectual
Yesterday’s #dnd sesh:
Party, whispering loudly: We need to get Reggie to let go of the evil vestige before it corrupts his mind.
Reggie, overhearing everything: *dances away at a sprint*
The rest of the session turned into a game of hide-and-seek tag.
Party, whispering loudly: We need to get Reggie to let go of the evil vestige before it corrupts his mind.
Reggie, overhearing everything: *dances away at a sprint*
The rest of the session turned into a game of hide-and-seek tag.
October 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Yesterday’s #dnd sesh:
Party, whispering loudly: We need to get Reggie to let go of the evil vestige before it corrupts his mind.
Reggie, overhearing everything: *dances away at a sprint*
The rest of the session turned into a game of hide-and-seek tag.
Party, whispering loudly: We need to get Reggie to let go of the evil vestige before it corrupts his mind.
Reggie, overhearing everything: *dances away at a sprint*
The rest of the session turned into a game of hide-and-seek tag.
Next time you mispronounce a word you learned through reading, be glad you’re not an audiobook VA.
This poor guy just mispronounced “outlived” for the second time in a row.
This poor guy just mispronounced “outlived” for the second time in a row.
September 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Next time you mispronounce a word you learned through reading, be glad you’re not an audiobook VA.
This poor guy just mispronounced “outlived” for the second time in a row.
This poor guy just mispronounced “outlived” for the second time in a row.
Today’s dnd involved my character lunging for the evil scythe, avoiding our paladin’s move to block by activating his Dancing Thigh High Boots, dropping into a split to grab the scythe, and then using it as a pole to dance back up to his feet.
September 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Today’s dnd involved my character lunging for the evil scythe, avoiding our paladin’s move to block by activating his Dancing Thigh High Boots, dropping into a split to grab the scythe, and then using it as a pole to dance back up to his feet.
Still getting used to using this app—what are some accounts you all think I might like?
September 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Still getting used to using this app—what are some accounts you all think I might like?
Me: On the weekend? We kend.
Sis: We kend! We kend!
Sis: That’s stupid, let’s drop that bit.
Sis: We kend! We kend!
Sis: That’s stupid, let’s drop that bit.
September 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Me: On the weekend? We kend.
Sis: We kend! We kend!
Sis: That’s stupid, let’s drop that bit.
Sis: We kend! We kend!
Sis: That’s stupid, let’s drop that bit.
Brushing my teeth extra the day before my dental check-up so the dentist thinks any cavities I may have are a fluke of nature and not my poor dental hygiene.
September 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Brushing my teeth extra the day before my dental check-up so the dentist thinks any cavities I may have are a fluke of nature and not my poor dental hygiene.
THIS GIRL.
(Worked sis through sample case on A1 last night before her test today.)
(Worked sis through sample case on A1 last night before her test today.)
August 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
THIS GIRL.
(Worked sis through sample case on A1 last night before her test today.)
(Worked sis through sample case on A1 last night before her test today.)
Me, hearing a song on the radio: oh! I played this for my cousin’s wedding!
Uber driver, just wants to get paid $5 for driving me across the street: ok
Uber driver, just wants to get paid $5 for driving me across the street: ok
August 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Me, hearing a song on the radio: oh! I played this for my cousin’s wedding!
Uber driver, just wants to get paid $5 for driving me across the street: ok
Uber driver, just wants to get paid $5 for driving me across the street: ok
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when he's a hot mr. mcmoneybags
August 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
when he's a hot mr. mcmoneybags
I NEED to try figuring out that tuna casserole/dip, it looked amazing 😍
August 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I NEED to try figuring out that tuna casserole/dip, it looked amazing 😍
I would say I’m hooked after an evening of playing Expedition 33 but let’s be real: it took about 5 minutes.
August 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I would say I’m hooked after an evening of playing Expedition 33 but let’s be real: it took about 5 minutes.
Me, at the beginning of the year: I will write nothing else until I finish my novel’s first draft
Also me: *signs up for 2 exchanges and a zine*
Also me: *signs up for 2 exchanges and a zine*
July 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me, at the beginning of the year: I will write nothing else until I finish my novel’s first draft
Also me: *signs up for 2 exchanges and a zine*
Also me: *signs up for 2 exchanges and a zine*
Anyway have a picture of me at ren faire.
July 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Anyway have a picture of me at ren faire.
Okay, giving bluesky another try!
July 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Okay, giving bluesky another try!
I do love the trope where all the hero’s friends from their original pre-plot life get sucked into an equally fraught side-plot and later reunite with the hero in a very “wait YOU have been integral to all of this???” manner.
October 30, 2023 at 12:21 AM
I do love the trope where all the hero’s friends from their original pre-plot life get sucked into an equally fraught side-plot and later reunite with the hero in a very “wait YOU have been integral to all of this???” manner.