Also my sis: “How did I make this LinkedIn connection with an alumn from my program? I met her parents in the woods.”

My sister can read whatever she wants but also she is my baby sister and I am not recommending smut to her on purpose 😂

Unfortunately, no matter the status of the relationship, Max is proof that Goofy did in fact, at one point, fuck.

I was having so much fun. SO MUCH.

And Reggie will Never Know.

And when I say dances, I mean his dancing boots were still fully activated, so he grapevined out of the room and then did cartwheels down the hall.

He did the same thing with shortlived, this poor guy.

Yessssss the best feeling!!

Me, scolding it like a dog chewing on power cords: no, put that down, that’s not for you!

Oh good, I’m not the only one who calls my robovac a good boy as it does its job 😂

The batshit swag was off the charts.

When the evil scythe tried to convince him to let its spirit in so they could change the world together, my guy successfully saved his wis role and replied, “Buy a guy dinner first.”