Michael Delaporta
@mdelaporta.bsky.social
Who that hath a throne, or a gilded privilege not attainable by his neighbor, let him procure his slippers & get ready to dance, for there is going to be music.
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein subscribes to every one of these podcasts, and only these.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein subscribes to every one of these podcasts, and only these.
This is exactly what AI Mike would say…
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is exactly what AI Mike would say…
This is another way of saying you like cold beer.
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is another way of saying you like cold beer.
Doing my “it’s a mag not a clip” about a Shure SM7B…
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Doing my “it’s a mag not a clip” about a Shure SM7B…
Giving real “say what you want about the tenants of national socialism dude but at least it’s an ethos” energy Sarah
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Giving real “say what you want about the tenants of national socialism dude but at least it’s an ethos” energy Sarah
New email: “The monkey is your boss now. Tell him your weekly accomplishments before the end of the day or you’re fired.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
New email: “The monkey is your boss now. Tell him your weekly accomplishments before the end of the day or you’re fired.”
No one said the invisible hand had to be consensual…
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
No one said the invisible hand had to be consensual…
Don’t miss the smudge of hair under his bottom lip. I think it’s called a goatsé.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Don’t miss the smudge of hair under his bottom lip. I think it’s called a goatsé.
Not “landed”... They sat in the water for 40 days, *desperate* to leap up on that deck. Absolutely horny for it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Not “landed”... They sat in the water for 40 days, *desperate* to leap up on that deck. Absolutely horny for it.
Stepped up cost basis should be means-tested and limited to disadvantaged Empowerment Zones.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Stepped up cost basis should be means-tested and limited to disadvantaged Empowerment Zones.
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the political group “Democrats”. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the political group “Democrats”. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
All future campaign donations will be means-tested and subject to work requirements.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
All future campaign donations will be means-tested and subject to work requirements.
Petitioning my corporate help-desk to change my automatic email footer to <all caps><TITLE><INITIALS>.
(Adding: I’m not a fat dumb asshole, regardless of how it seems…)
(Adding: I’m not a fat dumb asshole, regardless of how it seems…)
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Petitioning my corporate help-desk to change my automatic email footer to <all caps><TITLE><INITIALS>.
(Adding: I’m not a fat dumb asshole, regardless of how it seems…)
(Adding: I’m not a fat dumb asshole, regardless of how it seems…)