Michael Delaporta
@mdelaporta.bsky.social
Who that hath a throne, or a gilded privilege not attainable by his neighbor, let him procure his slippers & get ready to dance, for there is going to be music.
Me, with a warm vial: “Please count my particles…”
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Me, with a warm vial: “Please count my particles…”
Is that a mastoid antrum in your pharyngeal pouch or are you just happy to see me?
July 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Is that a mastoid antrum in your pharyngeal pouch or are you just happy to see me?
Elon also consulted Jeffery Dahmer, who has expressed provocative ideas about dinner.
July 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Elon also consulted Jeffery Dahmer, who has expressed provocative ideas about dinner.
Can’t wait to hear all those cool bars Jay-Z writes about how awesome… <checks Wikipedia> fucking Santa Monica is…
June 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Can’t wait to hear all those cool bars Jay-Z writes about how awesome… <checks Wikipedia> fucking Santa Monica is…
As a life-long Red Sox fan, fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, this fucking guy.
June 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
As a life-long Red Sox fan, fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, this fucking guy.
Abraham Lincoln died of lead poisoning.
May 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Abraham Lincoln died of lead poisoning.
April 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
