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Manchester Tart
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· Nov 17
DO YOU LIKE FOLK HORROR? A subjective sub genre of rural dread and pagan unease - here’s a list of the ones I watch and the dry commentary no one asked for.
And now it’s time for.. Top of the Popes
April 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
And now it’s time for.. Top of the Popes
Someone ate a tulip and this time it wasn’t me
April 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Someone ate a tulip and this time it wasn’t me
It’s tough seeing someone else live out your dream of eating bread and swimming in the canal
April 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It’s tough seeing someone else live out your dream of eating bread and swimming in the canal
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I will never skip a 30 gallon jambalaya video on TikTok
March 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I will never skip a 30 gallon jambalaya video on TikTok
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WHERE’S MY TOP OF THE POPS
March 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
WHERE’S MY TOP OF THE POPS
Went to see Stage/Fright at the Wyndham’s last week, it has less than a month left in its run and was so incredibly satisfying as an #insideno9 nut / horror fanatic. A bounty of spooky sketches and an excellent swan song for the series.
March 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Went to see Stage/Fright at the Wyndham’s last week, it has less than a month left in its run and was so incredibly satisfying as an #insideno9 nut / horror fanatic. A bounty of spooky sketches and an excellent swan song for the series.
Having a 3 and 6 year old is having to concentrate hard when your 6 year old is explaining the rules of a computer game while your three year old is screaming “MUMMY BIRDS DON’T HAVE EARS” Like he’s uncovered a government conspiracy and both conversations are equally urgent
March 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Having a 3 and 6 year old is having to concentrate hard when your 6 year old is explaining the rules of a computer game while your three year old is screaming “MUMMY BIRDS DON’T HAVE EARS” Like he’s uncovered a government conspiracy and both conversations are equally urgent
Today Lisa Scott-Lee asked me if I knew how to get to the Circle Line. I’ll be riding this high interminably (I didn’t know the way lol)
March 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Today Lisa Scott-Lee asked me if I knew how to get to the Circle Line. I’ll be riding this high interminably (I didn’t know the way lol)
Don’t you *ever* go to London again.
March 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Don’t you *ever* go to London again.
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Blood, sweat, tears and body shaming: a cartoonist’s guide to becoming a mother
Blood, sweat, tears and body shaming: a cartoonist’s guide to becoming a mother
A comic artist illustrates the screamy horror of first-time parenthood
www.theguardian.com
March 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Blood, sweat, tears and body shaming: a cartoonist’s guide to becoming a mother
Tonight, Ben Wheatley revealed that Reece Shearsmith’s tent scene was a total surprise; one take, no one knew how he’d play it. The reactions are real. My admiration for Shearsmith has deepened… as has my fear.
March 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tonight, Ben Wheatley revealed that Reece Shearsmith’s tent scene was a total surprise; one take, no one knew how he’d play it. The reactions are real. My admiration for Shearsmith has deepened… as has my fear.
A very special evening - meeting BOSS MAN BEN WHEATLEY after a special screening of A Field In England. Made sure I’m critically hungover so reality is extra wobbly
March 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A very special evening - meeting BOSS MAN BEN WHEATLEY after a special screening of A Field In England. Made sure I’m critically hungover so reality is extra wobbly
Well if it isn’t all my “I’ll get back to you Friday at the latest”s coming home to roost
February 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Well if it isn’t all my “I’ll get back to you Friday at the latest”s coming home to roost
ham is onomatopoeia because that is the sound I make when I bite it
February 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
ham is onomatopoeia because that is the sound I make when I bite it
Duck cassoulet (tavern food to Americans)
February 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Duck cassoulet (tavern food to Americans)
She fell asleep in my hand
February 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
She fell asleep in my hand
Kicking off half term with four cups of coffee by 9AM, an absurd amount of pastries, and a Lego free-for-all. Oh god, I’ve created a corporate strategy day.
February 18, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Kicking off half term with four cups of coffee by 9AM, an absurd amount of pastries, and a Lego free-for-all. Oh god, I’ve created a corporate strategy day.
Our house has a “Breakfast Goblin” - an early morning entity who prepares fresh fruit and cereals for the kids, leaving without witness or trace before they get downstairs. Totally unrelated, my partner was ill in bed yesterday so the breakfast goblin was on holiday, and left us this postcard
November 24, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Our house has a “Breakfast Goblin” - an early morning entity who prepares fresh fruit and cereals for the kids, leaving without witness or trace before they get downstairs. Totally unrelated, my partner was ill in bed yesterday so the breakfast goblin was on holiday, and left us this postcard
Homemade pizza with salami Napoli. My pizza stone was £20 after my £10 one exploded after 10 years. The 100% inflation rate is still worth it 🍽️
November 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Homemade pizza with salami Napoli. My pizza stone was £20 after my £10 one exploded after 10 years. The 100% inflation rate is still worth it 🍽️
I put a spell on you.. and now, YOU’RE CAKE! 🧙🏻♀️ Chocolate fudge cake with sea salt and olive oil 🍽️
November 22, 2024 at 8:57 AM
I put a spell on you.. and now, YOU’RE CAKE! 🧙🏻♀️ Chocolate fudge cake with sea salt and olive oil 🍽️
DO YOU LIKE FOLK HORROR? A subjective sub genre of rural dread and pagan unease - here’s a list of the ones I watch and the dry commentary no one asked for.
November 17, 2024 at 3:34 PM
DO YOU LIKE FOLK HORROR? A subjective sub genre of rural dread and pagan unease - here’s a list of the ones I watch and the dry commentary no one asked for.
Alan couldn’t remember his name
November 17, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Alan couldn’t remember his name