Yeah the tomato soup thing was 100% a Campbell's Soup ad campaign. Which is funny because that has to be one of the Worst overall tomato soups and honestly one of the worst Campbell's soups specifically

We took professional sports - a job that is, by its very nature, one of the most high-stress, unhealthy things you can do for a living - and then added the ability for the most unsavory, unhinged freaks on Earth to tie their life savings to you, and threaten your family, without leaving their couch

wanna see what Twitter suspended me for?

every time this happens people start going "what about this, huh" and getting suspended too, so may I recommend not doing that

at this point everyone should know what the policy is and "I'm going to go right up to what I think the line is and poke it with a stick" is asking to get got

this must be how other countries' economic ministers feel about the Trump tariffs

wanders into the forest seeking the Nineteenth Hole

"AIs spamming annoying proposals" is a unifying feature of all strategy games

Does he need a map there?

I tried to start as Japan (after picking Holland for some initial tutorial stuff) but it's a hot mess. Can't read the damn map due to every daimyo having their own army taking up space. There's some sort of mechanic for declaring which side of a succession to fight for, but I can't actually declare.

I love how the "passive exonerative tense" is found in the Bible here.

"Jael smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died."

"Man in tent dies in Jael-involved smiting"

I swear, the war on Christmas starts earlier and earlier every year.