Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

Pitchers of yesteryear must be absolutely fuming with this extra time that Ohtani gets between innings after he hits. It's ridiculous. #Bluejays

Somebody who knows X's and O's break this down for me, is this a good way to defend a 60-goal scorer?

hang it in the louvre