We here at McDonald’s have refused to change our banner so long that it has managed to become relevant again because the sequel came out.
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We here at McDonald’s have refused to change our banner so long that it has managed to become relevant again because the sequel came out.
We here at McDonald’s would like to deeply apologize for that AI ad we did. We will be trying again next year, please stop caring by then.
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
We here at McDonald’s would like to deeply apologize for that AI ad we did. We will be trying again next year, please stop caring by then.
National cheeseburger day is only two weeks away! To celebrate, we’re giving away a free Big Mac with the purchase of any side or drink on November 18th!
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
National cheeseburger day is only two weeks away! To celebrate, we’re giving away a free Big Mac with the purchase of any side or drink on November 18th!
Fun fact: the McDonald’s social media manager is contractually obligated to spend at least 5 dollars from their paycheck on McDonald’s food or drink. I do not know why they have us do this, I’m tired of drinking Hi-C every time I get paid.
August 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Fun fact: the McDonald’s social media manager is contractually obligated to spend at least 5 dollars from their paycheck on McDonald’s food or drink. I do not know why they have us do this, I’m tired of drinking Hi-C every time I get paid.
WELCOME TO MCDONALDLAND
August 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
WELCOME TO MCDONALDLAND
RONALD IS BACK BITCHES!!!!!!
August 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
RONALD IS BACK BITCHES!!!!!!
For once, we agree with Burger King, censorship is the worst! Sign the petition!
Hi, Kings & Queens! Burger King here! Hope you're doing good! 👋🤴
I know we have some laughs together but today I wish to talk about a serious topic. Censorship. It's worse than eating at McDonalds. The internet is NOT meant for censorship.
Sign the petition:
www.change.org/p/tell-maste...
I know we have some laughs together but today I wish to talk about a serious topic. Censorship. It's worse than eating at McDonalds. The internet is NOT meant for censorship.
Sign the petition:
www.change.org/p/tell-maste...
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Tell MasterCard, Visa & Activist Groups: Stop Controlling What We Can Watch, Read, or Play
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July 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
For once, we agree with Burger King, censorship is the worst! Sign the petition!
We have fired the old employee, she was using the account to push an agenda, while we at McDonald’s would rather remain neutral, so she has been let go. Sorry for the inconvenience. We will not be deleting her posts because we’re too lazy to comb through them all
July 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
We have fired the old employee, she was using the account to push an agenda, while we at McDonald’s would rather remain neutral, so she has been let go. Sorry for the inconvenience. We will not be deleting her posts because we’re too lazy to comb through them all
We will no longer be providing ice with our drinks, in protest of the actions of ICE.
July 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
We will no longer be providing ice with our drinks, in protest of the actions of ICE.
It’s pride month so we releasing gay burgers.
June 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It’s pride month so we releasing gay burgers.
R.I.P. Uncle O’Grimacey, a true hero of the IRA.
March 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
R.I.P. Uncle O’Grimacey, a true hero of the IRA.
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March 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Guys, the new mascot claiming to be O’Grimacey is not real, do not trust him, O’Grimacey died a hero of the IRA and this new guy is a fraud! KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!
February 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Guys, the new mascot claiming to be O’Grimacey is not real, do not trust him, O’Grimacey died a hero of the IRA and this new guy is a fraud! KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!
@official-fortnite.bsky.social when are we making the Ronald skin??
February 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
@official-fortnite.bsky.social when are we making the Ronald skin??
We’re making a Ronald McDonald movie, tell everyone.
February 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We’re making a Ronald McDonald movie, tell everyone.
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the mcdonalds that is just out of frame to the left here exists in another dimension separate from the rest of the world, time and space and human laws mean NOTHING in that mcdonalds
February 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
the mcdonalds that is just out of frame to the left here exists in another dimension separate from the rest of the world, time and space and human laws mean NOTHING in that mcdonalds
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my body is a machine that craves mcdonalds
February 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
my body is a machine that craves mcdonalds
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February 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We are proud to announce the brand new Charli xcx meal! It consists of an apple (rotten straight to the core), crack cocaine, and a large coke. Because you know we’re bumpin’ that.
February 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
We are proud to announce the brand new Charli xcx meal! It consists of an apple (rotten straight to the core), crack cocaine, and a large coke. Because you know we’re bumpin’ that.
We’re shutting down every McDonald’s with a playground for remodeling. The playgrounds will be turned into kid sized kitchens, which we will be using to train new employees. Effective immediately.
February 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We’re shutting down every McDonald’s with a playground for remodeling. The playgrounds will be turned into kid sized kitchens, which we will be using to train new employees. Effective immediately.