You’ll be first to go in the McRevolution
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You’ll be first to go in the McRevolution
No, you a real one blingblanger25!
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
No, you a real one blingblanger25!
We’re already overworked and underpaid as is, we don’t have enough time to wrap every Big Mac in wrapping paper!
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We’re already overworked and underpaid as is, we don’t have enough time to wrap every Big Mac in wrapping paper!
Living the dream!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Living the dream!!
No McDonald’s?? What a terrifying tale!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
No McDonald’s?? What a terrifying tale!!
It’s not!! 2 hours of work should get you ten McDonald’s meals!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s not!! 2 hours of work should get you ten McDonald’s meals!!
Silly goose! McDonald’s is love!
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silly goose! McDonald’s is love!
What in the fries is a skeet?
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What in the fries is a skeet?
We discontinued our gift cards to give the money used to make them to our shareholders, sorry. ☹️
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We discontinued our gift cards to give the money used to make them to our shareholders, sorry. ☹️
Life, burgers, and the pursuit of happiness
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Life, burgers, and the pursuit of happiness
We are legally required to put microplastics in your food.
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
We are legally required to put microplastics in your food.
Take the lid off and drink from the rim of the cup if the straw bothers you.
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Take the lid off and drink from the rim of the cup if the straw bothers you.
We love inflation here at McDonald’s!
August 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We love inflation here at McDonald’s!