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Phaedrus
@mbritch.bsky.social
Teacher | Writer | Husband | Father of Four
I’m beginning to suspect Drew Allar isn’t very smart
January 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
January 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ah, pulling the old Leaving Las Pepsi
January 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That’s so funny, because Angie is short for Angels & Demons
January 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Comes with big screen tv playing football and beer can accessories
January 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s awkward because the camera operator doesn’t know they’re brothers
January 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sir, sir, I’m sorry to bother you in these trying times. You must be feeling so unstable
you.you
January 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You fucking monster
January 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
These things change from season to season. Consult your TMZ style guide in April and adjust accordingly
January 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I was…just…following orders. The princess needed rescuing. The dark lord had stolen the orb of light. Fuck. FUCK! FUCK ME IT’S NOT MY FAULT
January 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Ugh, fuck. I guess we have the need… for speed. * Christ, I have to get a new copilot before I break my neck on some fucking cockpit glass*
January 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’m enjoying my 15 minutes of bot-generated fame
January 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Buy me the Charlotte Hornets Starter jacket
January 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM