I think I can massage the price on this a bit

I want a lady in the bed but a freak in the Sheetz!

I finally gave in and got a couple of those Stanley’s the teen girls are always talking about

If God isn’t a Penn State fan, then why is the norovirus blue and white?

Not satisfied with killing holiday parties, Gen Z decided to kill parties in general

This. THIS. We have technologically advanced to the point of being superhumans, and yet the vast majority of us are still scraping by to survive? Make it make sense!

Christmas Vacation has to have the most misquoted line in Christmas movie history. Eddie doesn’t say “Shitter’s full!” He says “Shitter was full!” And he says it twice

Teaching isn’t as draining as they say it is. I mean, look at me, and I only have 20 more years until I can retire!

I, a poor man, am appalled by this. Just terrible. Where do you get it?