Mariah Buckner
mbee.bsky.social
Mariah Buckner
@mbee.bsky.social
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📍Iowa
Omaha native who is never going back. Views are my own.
I had this for 2025 thru Surest. It was pitched to us as “having skin in the game” and “shopping for the lowest-priced provider.” No, I want to go to *my* clinic and keep records with one entity! I’m not shopping around when I feel like shit (luckily acute illness, nothing serious, but STILL!)
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Just thinking back to how I was feeling a year ago.

This is better.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
September 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Woohoo!

Flashback for August 30, 2025

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Flashback: Your Weekly History Quiz, Aug. 30, 2025
Can you sort 8 historical events?
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August 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Flashback for August 16, 2025

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Flashback: Your Weekly History Quiz, Aug. 16, 2025
Can you sort 8 historical events?
www.nytimes.com
August 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It rained on me on the last mile of my trip home from Costco. There’s a 33 lbs bag of Traeger pellets in that box on the rear rack.
Holy crap is it humid out there, too. My phone says 77% humidity.
July 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It’s been great seeing all the bikes being used as transportation while in the twin cities area these last few days. Also used the light rail to get to the art fair. I can get to a lot by bike from home, but not nearly as easily as it seems to be for MPLS/StP folks.
July 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Rotated the tires on my bike. I’ve nearly jumped out of my skin each time the tire bead pops into place while re-inflating.
June 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*plucks a bungee cord*
Well, this isn’t going anywhere!
June 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kid: *picking his teeth from corn on the cob*
Me, starting to clear dinner table: Tonight’s a good night for flossing.
(Takes a beat)
an elderly woman is dancing in front of a building that says viral hog
Alt: an elderly woman is doing the flossing dance in front of a pillar of a building
media.tenor.com
May 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Reposted by Mariah Buckner
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
May 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
OMG I never see my name on stuff!
May 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reynolds’ open-records lawsuit against the Register is disturbing and dangerous iowacapitaldispatch.com/2025/04/28/r...
Reynolds' open-records lawsuit against the Register is disturbing and dangerous • Iowa Capital Dispatch
"Gov. Kim Reynolds’ lawsuit against the Des Moines Register is both unusual and dangerous for open government in Iowa."
iowacapitaldispatch.com
April 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I NEVER get these right! 🎉

Flashback for April 26, 2025

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Flashback: Your Weekly History Quiz, April 26, 2025
Can you sort 8 historical events?
www.nytimes.com
April 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reposted by Mariah Buckner
'Some dont's for the women bicyclist.'

A satirical 1895 article commenting on judgemental attitude towards women cyclists.
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Had to copy some “Disclaimer” text into a work project and immediately read it like the first track on The Offspring’s album Ixnay on the Hombre. My brain is pickled in dated references.
April 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I went looking for the AC adapter for my muscle roller and could NOT find it. Saw a cord with a similar end but it didn’t fit. I’m tearing my house apart trying to find this damn cord. Finally realized the black box labeled “CHARGER INSIDE” was what I needed. It was right next to the power strip
March 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I really wish tv writers would do a basic search of geography. It’s jarring to hear “they’re headed north on I-90” when they’re supposedly in rural Nebraska.
- even-numbered interstates run east-west
- I-90 doesn’t go through Nebraska.
I get that it’s not crucial to the arch of the story.
March 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There’s something strange in the neighborhood

#Ghostbusters
February 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Mariah Buckner
I again feel vindication for refusing to ever use this fucking service because it was destroying neighborhoods and fucking up housing and rent pricing.
February 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Firing up the ol’ #resistbot again
February 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
First long-ish ride with the new bike computer and lost my cadence sensor. Dang.
February 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is amazing! While I am frustrated by the goings-on of the past week, I hope that voters there were connecting this chaos to Rs and voting against the party.
ZIMMER WINS 35 - Iowa Democrats picked up a seat in an eastern Iowa special election tonight. Local School Board President Mike Zimmer of DeWitt carried a Trump +20 district. The vacancy was left by Republican Lt. Gov. Chris Cournoyer.
January 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM