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some NBA fans: I can't believe the season starts in October
Pelicans fans: I can't believe we were eliminated from contention before the end of October
Pelicans fans: I can't believe we were eliminated from contention before the end of October
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
some NBA fans: I can't believe the season starts in October
Pelicans fans: I can't believe we were eliminated from contention before the end of October
Pelicans fans: I can't believe we were eliminated from contention before the end of October
the Blue Jays wasted soooooo many chances in this series
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the Blue Jays wasted soooooo many chances in this series
Today is the day that Kevon Looney officially became a New Orleans Pelican.
The New Orleans Pelicans today announced that Kevon Looney has been diagnosed with a proximal tibiofibular ligament sprain in his left knee. He will be out 2-3 weeks
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Today is the day that Kevon Looney officially became a New Orleans Pelican.
Tyler Shough? more like Tyler Soughs
August 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tyler Shough? more like Tyler Soughs
Today is the day that Derik Queen officially became a New Orleans Pelican.
FROM SHAMS:
Pelicans forward/center Derik Queen underwent surgery to repair a torn scapholunate ligament in his left wrist and will be re-evaluated in 12 weeks.
Pelicans forward/center Derik Queen underwent surgery to repair a torn scapholunate ligament in his left wrist and will be re-evaluated in 12 weeks.
July 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Today is the day that Derik Queen officially became a New Orleans Pelican.
I sat behind John Goodman while he was watching The Curious Case of Benjamin Button alone in a movie theater. He ate the jumbo popcorn and an entire refill during the movie.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I sat behind John Goodman while he was watching The Curious Case of Benjamin Button alone in a movie theater. He ate the jumbo popcorn and an entire refill during the movie.
They killed DeBoer
NEWS: The Stars have announced the firing of HC Pete DeBoer.
Dallas made the West Final in all three years under DeBoer, but failed to advance to the Stanley Cup Final each time.
Dallas made the West Final in all three years under DeBoer, but failed to advance to the Stanley Cup Final each time.
June 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They killed DeBoer
Steve Scalise, Mike Johnson, John Kennedy, Bill Cassidy, and the rest of the do-nothing Louisiana House and Senate delegations are going to sit idly by and let Donald Trump and Elon Musk destroy FEMA, which their state has relied on heavily and often for the past 20 years to simply keep existing
What?!
"Staff of the Federal Emergency Management Agency were left baffled on Monday after the head of the U.S. disaster agency said during a briefing that he had not been aware the country has a hurricane season, according to four sources familiar with the situation."
"Staff of the Federal Emergency Management Agency were left baffled on Monday after the head of the U.S. disaster agency said during a briefing that he had not been aware the country has a hurricane season, according to four sources familiar with the situation."
reuters.com
www.reuters.com
June 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Steve Scalise, Mike Johnson, John Kennedy, Bill Cassidy, and the rest of the do-nothing Louisiana House and Senate delegations are going to sit idly by and let Donald Trump and Elon Musk destroy FEMA, which their state has relied on heavily and often for the past 20 years to simply keep existing
drinking Four Roses and listening to Chevelle (thanks @lukeoneil47.bsky.social)
May 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
drinking Four Roses and listening to Chevelle (thanks @lukeoneil47.bsky.social)
if I were the minority Senate leader I would simply have sent an even stronger letter with a minimum of *nine* very strong questions
Schumer on the Democratic response to Trump's shakedown of Harvard: "We sent him a very strong letter just the other day asking eight very strong questions."
April 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
if I were the minority Senate leader I would simply have sent an even stronger letter with a minimum of *nine* very strong questions
even though the author doesn't actually eat the sandwich, this may me day dream about the bottom olive oil-soaked half of a loaf of Central Grocery bread
i wrote about muffulettas, and why it's important to cling to joy in this rough time even when it is very hard!!!! buttondown.com/theswordandt...
Notable Sandwiches #124: The Muffuletta
Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where David and I play host at the strange, overladen table that is Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches,...
buttondown.com
April 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
even though the author doesn't actually eat the sandwich, this may me day dream about the bottom olive oil-soaked half of a loaf of Central Grocery bread
This man is ready to risk it all for an imaginary six fingered hand job
April 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This man is ready to risk it all for an imaginary six fingered hand job
The wildest thing about the government's handling of the Abrego Garcia case is that they have to know that the "due process" required by this Supreme Court would be extremely minimal, a rubber stamp. They could have brought him back already, gave him that minimal process, and sent him back out.
April 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The wildest thing about the government's handling of the Abrego Garcia case is that they have to know that the "due process" required by this Supreme Court would be extremely minimal, a rubber stamp. They could have brought him back already, gave him that minimal process, and sent him back out.
It's great that a federal judge, via a concurring opinion which has nothing at all to do with the case before him, is using the Federal Reporter like it is a place to make posts
CA5 Judge Ho uses a concurrence in death penalty case - not related to Trump in any way I can see on the face- to sketch out his position on the district courts straining to control Trump’s unlawful actions.
www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...
www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...
April 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's great that a federal judge, via a concurring opinion which has nothing at all to do with the case before him, is using the Federal Reporter like it is a place to make posts
Incredible that a lawyer, Drew Ensign, has decided that the power and prestige that comes with arguing cases for the United States of America is worth filing pleadings that result in this type of scathing written opinion worthy of inclusion in a law school textbook. It's not worth it, Drew.
“It is difficult in some cases to get to the very heart of the matter. But in this case, it is not hard at all. The government is asserting a right to stash away residents of this country
in foreign prisons without the semblance of due process..”
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
in foreign prisons without the semblance of due process..”
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
April 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Incredible that a lawyer, Drew Ensign, has decided that the power and prestige that comes with arguing cases for the United States of America is worth filing pleadings that result in this type of scathing written opinion worthy of inclusion in a law school textbook. It's not worth it, Drew.
congrats to Mike Malone on coaching Zion Williamson, Cooper Flagg and Trey Murphy III in the 2025-26 season
April 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
congrats to Mike Malone on coaching Zion Williamson, Cooper Flagg and Trey Murphy III in the 2025-26 season
Jeff Landry retire bitch
March 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Jeff Landry retire bitch
Chuck Schumer retire bitch
March 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Chuck Schumer retire bitch
I was wishing that I had a few dozen eggs lol
Here’s a cybertruck getting booed at Orpheus to brighten your Lundi Gras:
March 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I was wishing that I had a few dozen eggs lol
The University of N.O. Limit Soldiers
Quite a day for the University of New Orleans. This morning it was reported the four of the team's top players have been suspended for a month b/c of suspected ties to sports betting.
Then the school announced Master P is its new President of Basketball Operations. unoprivateers.com/news/2025/2/...
Then the school announced Master P is its new President of Basketball Operations. unoprivateers.com/news/2025/2/...
February 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The University of N.O. Limit Soldiers
Danny DeVito tweeted to suggest that this originalist Supreme Court justice should "retire bitch"
February 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Danny DeVito tweeted to suggest that this originalist Supreme Court justice should "retire bitch"
This first round draft pick of the Seattle Supersonics once compared a good looking girl to a bacon and egg sandwich
February 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This first round draft pick of the Seattle Supersonics once compared a good looking girl to a bacon and egg sandwich
In 2007 the tweeter for this West Coast MLB team was tired and just wanted to head to P.F. Chang's with his wife
February 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
In 2007 the tweeter for this West Coast MLB team was tired and just wanted to head to P.F. Chang's with his wife