Jib
mazzystarfox.bsky.social
Jib
@mazzystarfox.bsky.social
retired poster
𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 is a negative 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 caused by the consumption of 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭. It can be cured with 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘱.
October 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
5 years of everyone joking about how much they love a big strong himbo and now you’re all outraged there’s a little bit of lead in the protein supplements. come on
October 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
they should release a taylor swift themed magic set. this would
make everyone happy and would be really well timed
October 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i’m back
September 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
do you guys think the national debt paypal deposits directly into trump or a cabinet members bank account? it’s gotta right
July 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
you dont even really need to cook really just buy yourself something frozen you can reheat instead of spending 30$+ on food delivery services on a daily basis
July 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
why are they called “ice-chewing psychopaths”. whats wrong with chewing ice
July 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
really funny to me that the same people who will try and convince you we’re on the verge of a technological singularity are really concerned about birth rates
July 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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@patti-od.bsky.social made me stewed seitan curry
July 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
@patti-od.bsky.social made me stewed seitan curry
July 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
can’t stop thinking about the scallion and onion focaccia i had in toronto
July 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
mamdani sets new record for person with highest SAT score ever reported from someone who wasn’t bringing it up themselves to brag
July 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
my goal this weekend in canada is to convince someone im dan olson and im making a video about the melee community (i shaved my head)
July 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I think this pretty much destroys the "no experience" narrative
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
let’s fucking GOOOOOOO
June 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
am i alone in not really feeling chainsaw man anymore
June 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i think a better question is why do fantasy books increasingly look like soap bottles
Why does this soap label look like it should be the first book in a trilogy called “The Ryver of Shaedows”
June 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
is there a mr. information?
June 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
does summoning salt say “years” in the btt doc in the exact same weird way as the samox doc narrator as a bit or did he always say it like that
June 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
imo cody zane greatest melee rivalry oat
June 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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30 old people died at a single senior living center near where I live due to Cuomo. 30 grandparents and parents who’s relatives missed on maybe years of interactions with
The thing to remember about Andrew Cuomo's breakfast order is that he resigned the governorship in disgrace after being credibly accused of sexually harassing at least 11 women with unwanted groping, kissing and sexual comments
June 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
bluesky more like poosky
May 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I know most of you who follow me are aware of BDS, but I also know a few of you who have bought Doom or are on Game Pass etc and I’d really like you to consider stopping giving MS your money as much as possible. BDS is provoking a response. It matters.
May 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
getting ads for an AI girlfriend app while scrolling past a genocide carried out by drones. genuinely can’t imagine anyone bothering to write near/mid-term future dystopian sci-fi anymore
May 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM