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in my defense i have none

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wait that's so true sabrina carpenter's cover of i knew you were trouble is literally my gender
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🥰
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
when i said i wasn't a guy they took this as me being nonbinary which i went along with bc i wasn't ready to come out
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i explicitly said that i wasn't a guy and also explicitly denied being a trans guy when he asked months after this
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
new coworker has my deadname so i went "oh you can just call me may all my friends do"
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i wish i knew!
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
well yeah but he hasnt realized that
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I mean I wouldn't be surprised
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
THEY DEFINITELY DON'T THEY THOUGHT I WAS TRANSMASC AND DIDN'T FOLLOW UP WHEN I SAID NO
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE STUPID
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
lmao
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
what does this mean I've never seen spongebob
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
my boss
• knows im on prog
• checked me out earlier today
• calls me may (as a nickname)
• thought I was nonbinary (before they forgot)
• asked if i was transmasc (I said no?
• thinks im a cis guy
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
nope
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"do you know her?" — my boss
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I could maybe see oat but cashew base sounds insane to me
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
jordan what the fuck
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
that's cooking
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
not me
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
who would do that
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
now that I think about it I've never been murdered before
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
ok but 1% drinkers aren't valid
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM