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in my defense i have none

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i regret to inform you that he quips
Myles constantly bombarded me with either awkward attempts at quippy humor… “It’s about to get reeeeal nerdy in here!” Unwelcome hints that directly defy Metroid’s spirit of exploration and discovery: “Missiles are effective against a creature with a hard shell, you know." He would scold me for not stopping to save my game: “Samus, there's something interesting over there. Are you sure we don’t need to use that?” Comment on everything I scanned: “Can you read that? Does that say anything about this place? They really don’t want anyone in here. Must be a sacred space.” State the obvious: “I can see the door, Samus! Let's get out of here.” source: https://www.ign.com/articles/metroid-prime-4-beyond-the-final-preview
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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😔 she doesn't want me to treat myself
julia: Oh god may: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OH GOD
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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average t4t relationship
lyrics to This Is The World (I Made It For You) - Magdalena Bay Oh, I love you, but you sink your teeth in me before the table set
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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same
3 servers, with a hexagonal icon in orange, blue, and red
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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good morning tuck nation i'm pleased to announce that we've successfully annexed julia into our borders
julia: hi good morning! 💜 julia: i love you julia: idk how you walk around like this I literally also had to Google "how to tuck" like what even I do with it to like, stay in place? julia: but moving around feels so weird
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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one more post just one more post that's all you need to show them
dont give up meme but the pickaxes are post buttons
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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unfortunately for me i think i just activated something
julia: wow julia: so im a domme
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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also while i'm at it, you should be using the selection pane to rename and layer elements on your slide so you don't have to figure out which image is Picture 5 when setting up animations
selection heading sample desktop screenshot body text
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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they put it first on the list because it's normal
appearance system/light/dark
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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exploiting julia's misandry so i can kiss boys
[reply to julia's message: no kissing anyone but me] may: boys aren't people julia: i'm gonna cry julia: well
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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i tried
julia: WHAT i put it on a more square image so bsky doesnt crop it weird
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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the modded female heroine is so clocky I love her
dq11 definitive heroine mod
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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there is something kinda healing about getting to be a girl this playthrough
dragon quest 11 s modded to have a female hero, with dialogue on screen that says: "Just look at you, May! My little girl, all grown up!"
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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i don't like the new octopath traveler 0 font
comic sans ass font
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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the email signature in question
Forever & Always Yours, May [Redacted] Julia's Girlfriend may@[redacted] | [redacted phone #] she/her/hers
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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i poured my heart out and this was all she replied with
email from Julia to me I love you so much. This was very cute. Pronouns in email signatures are BACK.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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some games already come pre-configured with custom layouts, it's a small thing but really does a lot to make these games easier to just jump into
default controls for sin & punishment on switch online, both sticks are mapped to the left stick and you can strafe with either the dpad or face buttons
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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a small thing i really like about the switch online emulators is the way that the controller mapping screen lists button functions on a per game basis
switch online controller remapping screen for f-zero gx for the nintendo gamecube, showing the actions for each button
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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awesome how the entire economy hinges on this incredibly functional technology
I'm unable to directly play songs or media, but I can search for the official audio or a lyric video if you'd like
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The Hades Calculus has a lot of ambition, but flies too close to the sun
FULL REVIEW AVAILABLE AT: https://app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/0396e309-7f13-43a6-96dc-877985aa99d9 The Hades Calculus has a lot of spectacle. It’s a book with incredibly obvious appeal: What if greek mythology was a lesbian mecha? It’s a concept absolutely brimming with potential, and the sheer number of fan works—many of which have been incorporated into the series’ canon in a remarkably collaborative relationship between authors and fans—left me excited to see how these myths would be reimagined into a compelling world. Unfortunately, the execution leaves a lot to be desired. The world introduces a lot of interesting ideas, but very few of them have follow through. Take for example, gender. The gods are able to control their own appearances—and some of them are explicitly characterized as trans—but none of them are men. Mortals are primarily vat-grown rather than naturally conceived, and raised as blank slates until they choose their genders. Surely this would have some interesting effects on gender relations, wouldn’t there? Unfortunately not. As I discussed in my WARHOUND review, trans characters feel notably incomplete in a world that minimizes gender. Even the named trans characters treat their transition with such nonchalance, that the only notable difference between cis and trans women seems to be their genitals. There is exactly one named male character in the entire book (who might actually just be a he/him lesbian, I’m not sure). The Hades Calculus presents a world where you can be any gender you want, as long as you aren’t a man, or attracted to them. And that would be okay—the authors are clearly disinterested in telling a story about men—but their absence hangs an awkward shadow over the narrative as a result of unexplored worldbuilding choices. Everyone is horny, but no one has chemistry. Character relationships largely came off as lifeless and dull, lacking the necessary tension to keep things engaging. The constant scheming and betrayal that de…
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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dragon quest 3 is the first video game to feature a tranny protagonist
screenshot of dragon quest 3 (gbc): Brave Ortega's son... I mean, daughter! screenshot of dragon quest 3 (gbc): Be discreet about your perversions. screenshot of dragon quest 3 (gbc): You try to hide it, but you like boys more than others. screenshot of dragon quest 3 (gbc): You're the son of Ortega What? Daughter? Forgive me!
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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girl who might have a problem (6th dragon quest 1 playthrough this week)
final boss room in dragon quest 1 gbc
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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it's going great
julia (replying to a message from may saying THIS ISNT A KINK): you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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WDYM WHERE
pixel screenshot editor
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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julia loves to judge me for being a completely reasonable woman
discord convo julia: WHAT julia: Oh god may: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OH GOD may: [redacted] julia: Ok fair julia: I probably would like that may: SEE may: SEE may: SEE julia: well
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM