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in my defense i have none

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may @maysuser.name · Oct 11
happy international may came out to her parents day for those who celebrate
from me: can't wait to see you on monday! been having an incredible trip, it's been great to get to be myself the last two weeks. going forward, id love if i could be your daughter instead of your son [heart reacted] Dad: We would love that because it is what makes you you! We love you so much Would love to hear more about it When you get home me: I love you too! We can talk about it when I get back
maysuser.name
at this point I fully expect those with power to abuse it but I'd like to see them put at least a little effort into creating deniability for their crimes
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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listening to audiobooks at work is turning me into an absolute prude because every time these characters start fucking I sigh and accept that I'm just going to have to skim the rest of the chapter when things die down
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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mentioned prog to my boss and caught them trying to check me out
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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there's something incredibly humbling about trying to explain discourse to an offline person
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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good morning
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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livfreeorcry.gay
move aside, "John Romero's About To Make You His Bitch", it's time for "the federal government will fist-rape you" to take the throne
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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the things I would do to live near one of the Costco's with an outdoor food court
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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chasershibari.com
Myles MacKenzie is in the epstein emails
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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the trick is to look at how much money you saved instead of how much money you spent
maysuser.name may @maysuser.name · 22h
350*
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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girl who takes meeting minutes from the cuck chair
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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this is my excuse to spend $300 on clothes without feeling too bad about it
maysuser.name may @maysuser.name · 1d
if you've been feeling ashamed about your transness, take some time this weekend and treat yourself to something gender affirming
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
maysuser.name
this is collective punishment for shipping samus with her new bike
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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it was really cool when Samus' tighter controls tied into Fusion's narrative and characterization, it would be a shame if every subsequent Metroid game blindly copied them
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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for everything modern 2D Metroid gets wrong about the franchise at least they understand how integral isolation is
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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chasershibari.com
Nintendo hates women
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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if you're complaining about getting lost in a Metroidvania you're missing the point
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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chasershibari.com
dawg I'm going to fucking piss and shit myself I'm punching holes in the fucking walls
When you first meet Myles, he's yapping to himself. "You're alone, on a planet, with no hope of survival. But, you're also not sitting next to Phil anymore in that cubicle. So... win?" He's a bespectacled engineering nerd, not the most hardened of Federation soldiers. He dangles off things and hollers for help. He screeches and runs for cover when enemies appear. Oh, yeah - he follows you around. After you rescue Myles, a good deal of Metroid's atmospheric isolation is sapped away. The first time you transform into Samus' iconic ball form in front of him, he has a quip about it. When we approach a disabled mech, he introduces Samus to it. "You know her," he says to the inanimate object. "She's famous!" Myles also becomes a gameplay signpost. He warns as you approach a body of water where enemies lurk below the surface ready to pounce, for instance. As I deliberately walk past a save point without using it, he calls out from behind me. "Samus, there's something interesting over there. Are you sure we don't need to use that?" Myles Metroid
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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if you think about it, playing baroque (1998) is kinda like getting railed
maysuser.name may @maysuser.name · 1d
every video essay could be improved if the host was getting railed by a hot person while 3 hours into talking about how good baroque is
maysuser.name may @maysuser.name · 1d
we are rapidly approaching a future in which all content creators must choose between pivoting to splitting up content into 60 second chunks or showing tits on main
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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if you've been feeling ashamed about your transness, take some time this weekend and treat yourself to something gender affirming
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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guy who learns to suck dick so he can be qualified to critique his girlfriend's blowjobs
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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guy who trains your holes by offering you up to his friends because his dick is just too big for you
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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my kink is romance
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
maysuser.name
every video essay could be improved if the host was getting railed by a hot person while 3 hours into talking about how good baroque is
maysuser.name may @maysuser.name · 1d
we are rapidly approaching a future in which all content creators must choose between pivoting to splitting up content into 60 second chunks or showing tits on main
maysuser.name may @maysuser.name · 1d
crazy how—despite relying on overstimulation—no porn site has tried to launch a short form video platform
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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ed sheeran is just white boy taylor swift
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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i do not trust the public that had to look up what tariffs are after the election to understand the implications of a 50 year mortgage
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM