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Mayor Wertz
@mayorwertz.bsky.social
Host of Don't Rewind!
Internet's Favorite Step Dad.
Comedy Rapper.
Business Inquiries: mayorwertz@gmail.com
Ever train to be a server… from a VHS tape?

Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts

Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
July 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just found a VHS tape called Milkcap Mania that seriously teaches you how to SLAM in POGs like it’s a martial art.
June 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This VHS teaches you how to use a mouse like it’s a dangerous new animal. Step one: Don’t panic. Step
two: Double-click (slowly).

If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS.

Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o

#vhs #computer #computers
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dancin’ Grannies is a real VHS workout led by queens in pastel tracksuits. Grandma energy = unmatched.

Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
June 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When Libra from Elden Ring: Nightreign starts glitching and just won’t stop spamming the same slam attack.

I will not apologize for my laugh.
June 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🚨VHS FASHION ALERT🚨
I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨
This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it.

Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4

My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
May 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Grab your favorite cans of soup because it’s time to get some weight training in! Today, I’m showing you my latest thrift store find: Weight Training for Seniors. Watch my cut of this wonderful tape here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
May 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
When none of your cats want to do the spinning trend you have to grab something else important: VHS tapes.
April 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today’s the Cleveland Guardians home opener, and I wanted to make sure everyone’s glove is ready—just in case a home run comes your way in the bleachers.

So I popped in an old instructional DVD called Play Ball! Little League Baseball to learn how to properly break in a glove!
April 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Dancin' Grannies are BACK (sort of). I gave Mature Fitness for Beginners the full Don't Rewind treatment—low-impact aerobics, high-impact comedy. Watch the full edit here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM