Mayor Wertz
@mayorwertz.bsky.social
Host of Don't Rewind!
Internet's Favorite Step Dad.
Comedy Rapper.
Business Inquiries: mayorwertz@gmail.com
Internet's Favorite Step Dad.
Comedy Rapper.
Business Inquiries: mayorwertz@gmail.com
Just watched a VHS tape that thinks success at work is 10% effort, 90% seduction and fax machines.
It’s called Up the Corporate Ladder and yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.
Watch here: youtu.be/w7KQMx0fIyg
It’s called Up the Corporate Ladder and yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.
Watch here: youtu.be/w7KQMx0fIyg
Up the Corporate Ladder | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
August 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just watched a VHS tape that thinks success at work is 10% effort, 90% seduction and fax machines.
It’s called Up the Corporate Ladder and yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.
Watch here: youtu.be/w7KQMx0fIyg
It’s called Up the Corporate Ladder and yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.
Watch here: youtu.be/w7KQMx0fIyg
Ever train to be a server… from a VHS tape?
Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
July 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ever train to be a server… from a VHS tape?
Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
Put on some sneakers and don’t move an inch—literally.
My latest Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz supercut takes on 2 Mile Walk Walk Aerobics by Leslie Sansone, a VHS tape where the fitness is fierce and the walking stays in place.
Watch here: youtu.be/6JcnSCysc9Y
My latest Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz supercut takes on 2 Mile Walk Walk Aerobics by Leslie Sansone, a VHS tape where the fitness is fierce and the walking stays in place.
Watch here: youtu.be/6JcnSCysc9Y
2 Mile Walk Workout | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
July 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Put on some sneakers and don’t move an inch—literally.
My latest Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz supercut takes on 2 Mile Walk Walk Aerobics by Leslie Sansone, a VHS tape where the fitness is fierce and the walking stays in place.
Watch here: youtu.be/6JcnSCysc9Y
My latest Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz supercut takes on 2 Mile Walk Walk Aerobics by Leslie Sansone, a VHS tape where the fitness is fierce and the walking stays in place.
Watch here: youtu.be/6JcnSCysc9Y
🚨NEW SHOW🚨
I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd!
Get your tickets now!
dice.fm/event/2wgq56...
I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd!
Get your tickets now!
dice.fm/event/2wgq56...
July 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🚨NEW SHOW🚨
I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd!
Get your tickets now!
dice.fm/event/2wgq56...
I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd!
Get your tickets now!
dice.fm/event/2wgq56...
Ever wanted a vacuum to scream POWER at you? Watch my supercut of the Fantom Fury Vacuum instructional VHS—pure retro cleaning chaos.
It's dramatic. It's dusty. It sucks (in a good way).
Watch here: youtu.be/dO0S3Oapsuk
It's dramatic. It's dusty. It sucks (in a good way).
Watch here: youtu.be/dO0S3Oapsuk
Fantom Fury Vacuum Instructional Video | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
July 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ever wanted a vacuum to scream POWER at you? Watch my supercut of the Fantom Fury Vacuum instructional VHS—pure retro cleaning chaos.
It's dramatic. It's dusty. It sucks (in a good way).
Watch here: youtu.be/dO0S3Oapsuk
It's dramatic. It's dusty. It sucks (in a good way).
Watch here: youtu.be/dO0S3Oapsuk
From the depths of religious children’s media comes “Be Kind to One Another,” a song from Cherub Wings Episode 8: Ooops! Sorry! Cherub Wings knew how to deliver those holy bops—and some light existential dread. This screams Sunday school fever dream.
youtu.be/sc1L6ksSkVs
youtu.be/sc1L6ksSkVs
Be Kind to One Another | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
July 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
From the depths of religious children’s media comes “Be Kind to One Another,” a song from Cherub Wings Episode 8: Ooops! Sorry! Cherub Wings knew how to deliver those holy bops—and some light existential dread. This screams Sunday school fever dream.
youtu.be/sc1L6ksSkVs
youtu.be/sc1L6ksSkVs
Ever struggle to get along with your coworkers? This VHS tape from the dusty archives swears it can help. “Conquering Team Conflict” is full of awkward roleplay, stiff acting, and extremely 90s advice on navigating office drama—even when Adrian is being the worst.
Watch here: youtu.be/JGOIfnEcvFU
Watch here: youtu.be/JGOIfnEcvFU
Conquering Team Conflict | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
July 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ever struggle to get along with your coworkers? This VHS tape from the dusty archives swears it can help. “Conquering Team Conflict” is full of awkward roleplay, stiff acting, and extremely 90s advice on navigating office drama—even when Adrian is being the worst.
Watch here: youtu.be/JGOIfnEcvFU
Watch here: youtu.be/JGOIfnEcvFU
Just found a VHS tape called Milkcap Mania that seriously teaches you how to SLAM in POGs like it’s a martial art.
June 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just found a VHS tape called Milkcap Mania that seriously teaches you how to SLAM in POGs like it’s a martial art.
This VHS teaches you how to use a mouse like it’s a dangerous new animal. Step one: Don’t panic. Step
two: Double-click (slowly).
If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS.
Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
#vhs #computer #computers
two: Double-click (slowly).
If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS.
Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
#vhs #computer #computers
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This VHS teaches you how to use a mouse like it’s a dangerous new animal. Step one: Don’t panic. Step
two: Double-click (slowly).
If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS.
Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
#vhs #computer #computers
two: Double-click (slowly).
If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS.
Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
#vhs #computer #computers
In Learn Gun Safety with Eddie Eagle, a rapping NRA bird teaches kids how NOT to handle guns. I made a VHS supercut.
Watch here: youtu.be/BAvm9KuvfLo
Watch here: youtu.be/BAvm9KuvfLo
Eddie the Eagle Teaches Gun Safety | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
June 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
In Learn Gun Safety with Eddie Eagle, a rapping NRA bird teaches kids how NOT to handle guns. I made a VHS supercut.
Watch here: youtu.be/BAvm9KuvfLo
Watch here: youtu.be/BAvm9KuvfLo
Dancin’ Grannies is a real VHS workout led by queens in pastel tracksuits. Grandma energy = unmatched.
Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
June 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dancin’ Grannies is a real VHS workout led by queens in pastel tracksuits. Grandma energy = unmatched.
Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
Dale Oliver’s Yo For It! is a 90s yo-yo tutorial that quickly turns into chaos. Teaching tricks to kids? Not so easy. Part of my Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz series.
Watch here: youtu.be/0EWB126DlhU
Watch here: youtu.be/0EWB126DlhU
Yo For It! Yo-Yo Instructional Video | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
June 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Dale Oliver’s Yo For It! is a 90s yo-yo tutorial that quickly turns into chaos. Teaching tricks to kids? Not so easy. Part of my Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz series.
Watch here: youtu.be/0EWB126DlhU
Watch here: youtu.be/0EWB126DlhU
90s VHS nostalgia meets yo-yo mastery! 🪀🎥 Watch this supercut of Arne Dixon’s classic instructional tape—packed with pro tricks & retro magic. Don’t miss the spin!
Watch my cut here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
Watch my cut here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
How to Yo-Yo! | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
June 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
90s VHS nostalgia meets yo-yo mastery! 🪀🎥 Watch this supercut of Arne Dixon’s classic instructional tape—packed with pro tricks & retro magic. Don’t miss the spin!
Watch my cut here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
Watch my cut here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
When Libra from Elden Ring: Nightreign starts glitching and just won’t stop spamming the same slam attack.
I will not apologize for my laugh.
I will not apologize for my laugh.
June 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When Libra from Elden Ring: Nightreign starts glitching and just won’t stop spamming the same slam attack.
I will not apologize for my laugh.
I will not apologize for my laugh.
This 90s workout tape said all you need is deep breathing and body flexing to get ripped.
Greer Childers is your guide—and trust me, she’s not just leading a workout, she’s leading a breathing revolution.
Watch Here: youtu.be/zMbv3a3pYEE
Greer Childers is your guide—and trust me, she’s not just leading a workout, she’s leading a breathing revolution.
Watch Here: youtu.be/zMbv3a3pYEE
The Body Flex Workout with Greer Childers | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
June 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This 90s workout tape said all you need is deep breathing and body flexing to get ripped.
Greer Childers is your guide—and trust me, she’s not just leading a workout, she’s leading a breathing revolution.
Watch Here: youtu.be/zMbv3a3pYEE
Greer Childers is your guide—and trust me, she’s not just leading a workout, she’s leading a breathing revolution.
Watch Here: youtu.be/zMbv3a3pYEE
Did you think your Beanie Babies collection was going to pay for your college? Of course you did! Today, I’m showing off The World of Beanie Babies: Unauthorized Collector’s Guide hosted by a young Samm Levine from Freaks and Geeks!
Watch my cut here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
Watch my cut here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
The World of Beanie Babies Unauthorized Collector's Guide | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
June 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Did you think your Beanie Babies collection was going to pay for your college? Of course you did! Today, I’m showing off The World of Beanie Babies: Unauthorized Collector’s Guide hosted by a young Samm Levine from Freaks and Geeks!
Watch my cut here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
Watch my cut here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
Stopped by my producer Steven's place this past weekend to record another song for the new album! Don't want to give away too much, but this one is food related. The album is coming along nicely.
#comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong
#comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong
June 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Stopped by my producer Steven's place this past weekend to record another song for the new album! Don't want to give away too much, but this one is food related. The album is coming along nicely.
#comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong
#comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong
Last week, Ashley and I made the pilgrimage to Misnyland—and yes, we met the man himself, Tim Misny! He was incredibly kind, taking the time to chat with everyone at the event.
Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!
Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!
May 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Last week, Ashley and I made the pilgrimage to Misnyland—and yes, we met the man himself, Tim Misny! He was incredibly kind, taking the time to chat with everyone at the event.
Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!
Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!
🚨VHS FASHION ALERT🚨
I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨
This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it.
Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4
My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨
This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it.
Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4
My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
May 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
🚨VHS FASHION ALERT🚨
I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨
This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it.
Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4
My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨
This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it.
Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4
My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
I picked up 6 VHS tape holders from Facebook Marketplace this week! it's a great way to store all my weird tapes for Don't Rewind! I think I'll have to get some more very soon. The downside is that you don't get to see what's inside but it keeps them safe from my cats who run into them a lot.
May 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I picked up 6 VHS tape holders from Facebook Marketplace this week! it's a great way to store all my weird tapes for Don't Rewind! I think I'll have to get some more very soon. The downside is that you don't get to see what's inside but it keeps them safe from my cats who run into them a lot.
Just dropped a new Don’t Rewind supercut: Service That Sells! — a vintage restaurant training VHS that tries so hard to teach customer service.
If you’ve ever worked in food service or love weird old corporate tapes, this one’s for you.
Watch here: youtu.be/kGzscQa4Qpo
If you’ve ever worked in food service or love weird old corporate tapes, this one’s for you.
Watch here: youtu.be/kGzscQa4Qpo
Service That Sells! | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
May 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just dropped a new Don’t Rewind supercut: Service That Sells! — a vintage restaurant training VHS that tries so hard to teach customer service.
If you’ve ever worked in food service or love weird old corporate tapes, this one’s for you.
Watch here: youtu.be/kGzscQa4Qpo
If you’ve ever worked in food service or love weird old corporate tapes, this one’s for you.
Watch here: youtu.be/kGzscQa4Qpo
Before Bluey... before Minions... there was this heavenly homie. Presenting the Cherub Wings: Oops! Sorry! box art.
Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
May 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Before Bluey... before Minions... there was this heavenly homie. Presenting the Cherub Wings: Oops! Sorry! box art.
Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
This Christian kids VHS is called Oops! Sorry! and it’s… exactly that. Talking angels. Guilt. Apologies. And cherubs that sound like Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks
Bring snacks and maybe a prayer.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Bring snacks and maybe a prayer.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Ooops! Sorry!: Forgiveness | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
May 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This Christian kids VHS is called Oops! Sorry! and it’s… exactly that. Talking angels. Guilt. Apologies. And cherubs that sound like Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks
Bring snacks and maybe a prayer.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Bring snacks and maybe a prayer.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Remember Cherub Wings? Me neither — but episode 8 (“Ooops! Sorry!”) is all about forgiveness, weird songs, and low-budget angel theology. I chopped it up for the latest Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz and honestly… you’re not ready.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Ooops! Sorry!: Forgiveness | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
YouTube video by Mayor Wertz
youtu.be
May 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Remember Cherub Wings? Me neither — but episode 8 (“Ooops! Sorry!”) is all about forgiveness, weird songs, and low-budget angel theology. I chopped it up for the latest Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz and honestly… you’re not ready.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Grab your favorite cans of soup because it’s time to get some weight training in! Today, I’m showing you my latest thrift store find: Weight Training for Seniors. Watch my cut of this wonderful tape here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
May 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Grab your favorite cans of soup because it’s time to get some weight training in! Today, I’m showing you my latest thrift store find: Weight Training for Seniors. Watch my cut of this wonderful tape here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY