Mayor Wertz
@mayorwertz.bsky.social
Host of Don't Rewind!
Internet's Favorite Step Dad.
Comedy Rapper.
Business Inquiries: mayorwertz@gmail.com
Internet's Favorite Step Dad.
Comedy Rapper.
Business Inquiries: mayorwertz@gmail.com
Ever train to be a server… from a VHS tape?
Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
July 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ever train to be a server… from a VHS tape?
Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
🚨NEW SHOW🚨
I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd!
Get your tickets now!
dice.fm/event/2wgq56...
I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd!
Get your tickets now!
dice.fm/event/2wgq56...
July 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🚨NEW SHOW🚨
I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd!
Get your tickets now!
dice.fm/event/2wgq56...
I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd!
Get your tickets now!
dice.fm/event/2wgq56...
Just found a VHS tape called Milkcap Mania that seriously teaches you how to SLAM in POGs like it’s a martial art.
June 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just found a VHS tape called Milkcap Mania that seriously teaches you how to SLAM in POGs like it’s a martial art.
This VHS teaches you how to use a mouse like it’s a dangerous new animal. Step one: Don’t panic. Step
two: Double-click (slowly).
If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS.
Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
#vhs #computer #computers
two: Double-click (slowly).
If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS.
Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
#vhs #computer #computers
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This VHS teaches you how to use a mouse like it’s a dangerous new animal. Step one: Don’t panic. Step
two: Double-click (slowly).
If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS.
Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
#vhs #computer #computers
two: Double-click (slowly).
If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS.
Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
#vhs #computer #computers
Dancin’ Grannies is a real VHS workout led by queens in pastel tracksuits. Grandma energy = unmatched.
Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
June 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dancin’ Grannies is a real VHS workout led by queens in pastel tracksuits. Grandma energy = unmatched.
Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
When Libra from Elden Ring: Nightreign starts glitching and just won’t stop spamming the same slam attack.
I will not apologize for my laugh.
I will not apologize for my laugh.
June 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When Libra from Elden Ring: Nightreign starts glitching and just won’t stop spamming the same slam attack.
I will not apologize for my laugh.
I will not apologize for my laugh.
Stopped by my producer Steven's place this past weekend to record another song for the new album! Don't want to give away too much, but this one is food related. The album is coming along nicely.
#comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong
#comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong
June 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Stopped by my producer Steven's place this past weekend to record another song for the new album! Don't want to give away too much, but this one is food related. The album is coming along nicely.
#comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong
#comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong
Last week, Ashley and I made the pilgrimage to Misnyland—and yes, we met the man himself, Tim Misny! He was incredibly kind, taking the time to chat with everyone at the event.
Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!
Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!
May 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Last week, Ashley and I made the pilgrimage to Misnyland—and yes, we met the man himself, Tim Misny! He was incredibly kind, taking the time to chat with everyone at the event.
Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!
Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!
🚨VHS FASHION ALERT🚨
I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨
This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it.
Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4
My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨
This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it.
Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4
My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
May 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
🚨VHS FASHION ALERT🚨
I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨
This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it.
Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4
My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨
This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it.
Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4
My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
I picked up 6 VHS tape holders from Facebook Marketplace this week! it's a great way to store all my weird tapes for Don't Rewind! I think I'll have to get some more very soon. The downside is that you don't get to see what's inside but it keeps them safe from my cats who run into them a lot.
May 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I picked up 6 VHS tape holders from Facebook Marketplace this week! it's a great way to store all my weird tapes for Don't Rewind! I think I'll have to get some more very soon. The downside is that you don't get to see what's inside but it keeps them safe from my cats who run into them a lot.
Before Bluey... before Minions... there was this heavenly homie. Presenting the Cherub Wings: Oops! Sorry! box art.
Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
May 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Before Bluey... before Minions... there was this heavenly homie. Presenting the Cherub Wings: Oops! Sorry! box art.
Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt.
Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
Grab your favorite cans of soup because it’s time to get some weight training in! Today, I’m showing you my latest thrift store find: Weight Training for Seniors. Watch my cut of this wonderful tape here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
May 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Grab your favorite cans of soup because it’s time to get some weight training in! Today, I’m showing you my latest thrift store find: Weight Training for Seniors. Watch my cut of this wonderful tape here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
Working out doesn’t have to be difficult, sometimes you can do it with a dining room chair and a couple of cans of soup. This is Weight Training for Seniors, a tape that is guaranteed to get you in shape! If you haven’t watched my cut yet, you are missing out!
Watch it here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
Watch it here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
May 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Working out doesn’t have to be difficult, sometimes you can do it with a dining room chair and a couple of cans of soup. This is Weight Training for Seniors, a tape that is guaranteed to get you in shape! If you haven’t watched my cut yet, you are missing out!
Watch it here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
Watch it here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
When none of your cats want to do the spinning trend you have to grab something else important: VHS tapes.
April 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When none of your cats want to do the spinning trend you have to grab something else important: VHS tapes.
I had some time this week to check out my local Savers thrift store and picked up a few interesting titles to edit for my Don't Rewind series. It seems there is a theme here. Expect to see some videos from these gems soon!
#vhs #thrift #thriftstore #thriftstorefinds #vhstapes
#vhs #thrift #thriftstore #thriftstorefinds #vhstapes
April 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I had some time this week to check out my local Savers thrift store and picked up a few interesting titles to edit for my Don't Rewind series. It seems there is a theme here. Expect to see some videos from these gems soon!
#vhs #thrift #thriftstore #thriftstorefinds #vhstapes
#vhs #thrift #thriftstore #thriftstorefinds #vhstapes
I unearthed a true 90s gem: The World of Beanie Babies Unauthorized Collector's Guide — a VHS hosted by none other than a young Samm Levine and it is every bit as wild as it sounds.
Come with me on this pastel-colored fever dream as we deep-dive into Ty tag lore.
Watch here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
Come with me on this pastel-colored fever dream as we deep-dive into Ty tag lore.
Watch here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
April 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I unearthed a true 90s gem: The World of Beanie Babies Unauthorized Collector's Guide — a VHS hosted by none other than a young Samm Levine and it is every bit as wild as it sounds.
Come with me on this pastel-colored fever dream as we deep-dive into Ty tag lore.
Watch here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
Come with me on this pastel-colored fever dream as we deep-dive into Ty tag lore.
Watch here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
Today’s the Cleveland Guardians home opener, and I wanted to make sure everyone’s glove is ready—just in case a home run comes your way in the bleachers.
So I popped in an old instructional DVD called Play Ball! Little League Baseball to learn how to properly break in a glove!
So I popped in an old instructional DVD called Play Ball! Little League Baseball to learn how to properly break in a glove!
April 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Today’s the Cleveland Guardians home opener, and I wanted to make sure everyone’s glove is ready—just in case a home run comes your way in the bleachers.
So I popped in an old instructional DVD called Play Ball! Little League Baseball to learn how to properly break in a glove!
So I popped in an old instructional DVD called Play Ball! Little League Baseball to learn how to properly break in a glove!
VHS tapes are a goldmine, and Dancin’ Grannies proves it. It’s an actual workout tape for seniors, and yes—it’s just as incredible as you’re imagining. Watch my cut here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
April 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
VHS tapes are a goldmine, and Dancin’ Grannies proves it. It’s an actual workout tape for seniors, and yes—it’s just as incredible as you’re imagining. Watch my cut here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
The Dancin' Grannies are BACK (sort of). I gave Mature Fitness for Beginners the full Don't Rewind treatment—low-impact aerobics, high-impact comedy. Watch the full edit here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Dancin' Grannies are BACK (sort of). I gave Mature Fitness for Beginners the full Don't Rewind treatment—low-impact aerobics, high-impact comedy. Watch the full edit here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
Want to become a Yo-Yo master?
When I was a kid I was really into the Yo-Yo, but I never really got past the cat’s cradle. If I had known this tape existed, I would have been able to crush so many trucks!
Watch here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
When I was a kid I was really into the Yo-Yo, but I never really got past the cat’s cradle. If I had known this tape existed, I would have been able to crush so many trucks!
Watch here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
March 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Want to become a Yo-Yo master?
When I was a kid I was really into the Yo-Yo, but I never really got past the cat’s cradle. If I had known this tape existed, I would have been able to crush so many trucks!
Watch here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
When I was a kid I was really into the Yo-Yo, but I never really got past the cat’s cradle. If I had known this tape existed, I would have been able to crush so many trucks!
Watch here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
Overcome your fear of computers with Basic Computer Literacy! Learn about hard drives, mainframes, and even the keyboard! But don’t worry, while this tape is educational, it also is spiced with a bit of occasional comic relief.
🎥 Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
🎥 Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
March 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Overcome your fear of computers with Basic Computer Literacy! Learn about hard drives, mainframes, and even the keyboard! But don’t worry, while this tape is educational, it also is spiced with a bit of occasional comic relief.
🎥 Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
🎥 Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
Ever dig through a thrift store VHS bin and find something that should not exist?
That’s Hip Hop Animal Rock Workout—a fever dream of funky beats, cartoon animals, and fitness routines straight out of an arcade game.
We put it to the test on Don't Rewind. Watch here: youtu.be/cYxROTwxuvk
That’s Hip Hop Animal Rock Workout—a fever dream of funky beats, cartoon animals, and fitness routines straight out of an arcade game.
We put it to the test on Don't Rewind. Watch here: youtu.be/cYxROTwxuvk
March 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Ever dig through a thrift store VHS bin and find something that should not exist?
That’s Hip Hop Animal Rock Workout—a fever dream of funky beats, cartoon animals, and fitness routines straight out of an arcade game.
We put it to the test on Don't Rewind. Watch here: youtu.be/cYxROTwxuvk
That’s Hip Hop Animal Rock Workout—a fever dream of funky beats, cartoon animals, and fitness routines straight out of an arcade game.
We put it to the test on Don't Rewind. Watch here: youtu.be/cYxROTwxuvk
"Balloon Magic" is a wild ride through the golden age of balloon twisting. You're missing out if you haven't seen my cut of this bizarre VHS gem! Watch it now!
youtu.be/SHuBEdckWEM
#vhs #vhstapes #balloons
youtu.be/SHuBEdckWEM
#vhs #vhstapes #balloons
March 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Balloon Magic" is a wild ride through the golden age of balloon twisting. You're missing out if you haven't seen my cut of this bizarre VHS gem! Watch it now!
youtu.be/SHuBEdckWEM
#vhs #vhstapes #balloons
youtu.be/SHuBEdckWEM
#vhs #vhstapes #balloons
Finalizing some Plague Marines for my Deathguard Army!
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Finalizing some Plague Marines for my Deathguard Army!