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mayorspants.bsky.social
sarah
@mayorspants.bsky.social
useless lesbian (she/they) | 25 | gay pop ~ ts ~ stardew valley ~ dnd
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just made the move over here and gotta find people to follow, so let’s be friends if you’re into:

🌿 taylor girl kisser swift
🌿 chappell
🌿 sabrina
🌿 hozier
🌿 boygenius
🌿 stardew valley
🌿 wlw art
🌿 critical role/ttrpgs
🌿 dropout
🌿 arcane
🌿 the gay leftist agenda
wife just got a remote job which means we get to work from home together starting in the new year!!! literally so excited this is the lesbian dream 🥰
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Pls why do my rarecrow and her flower look like they’re about to start defying gravity
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
dnp acknowledging the v-day video was not on my 2025 bingo card, but then again neither was a Taylor song about her fiancés redwood, so I guess this year is just full of surprises
October 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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ICE GOONS, laughing and pepper spraying Pastor after shooting him in the face with pepper balls, proceeded to gas the crowd who were trying to protect him.
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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There is no acceptable excuse for zip-tying children! None.

This shouldn’t even have to be said.
October 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
THE SURGEON SHAVED ONE OF MY WIFE’S ARMPITS 😭😭😭
September 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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🌿, your best friend, a cozy night in = 💘 #oc
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Is it my imagination or has it become trendy amongst insecure straights to do the whole “no homo” nonsense again? Maybe it never left? Dunno. But all I’m seeing is this “pause”, “that’s gay” type shtick & it’s fucking lame.

Couple that with more public ableism and racism, we are going backwards.
August 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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a fun jayvik tattoo from yesterday 🤍
August 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
WOOF WOOF
July 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Dare Everything is actually so good, I downloaded it yesterday and I’m already completely hooked
June 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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My painting WISCONSIN FARM
May 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.

There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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this is who espanyol hit with water cannons on the pitch btw 💔
May 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Trump reduced British auto tariffs to benefit luxury carmakers like Rolls Royce.

Meanwhile, the costs of essential goods like strollers, medications, and clothing are skyrocketing.

So the rest of America has to go without but he's happy to help his rich friends buy luxury cars?
May 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BRING BACK MARIO GALAXY 😭😭
One thing that sucks about the decline of physical games is the loss of cool manuals, instructions and other booklets that came with the game.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 has such great art across the booklets and instruction cards

#retro #art #gaming #MarioGalaxy
April 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?
April 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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As a person on the autism spectrum, I was excited to learn from the Secretary of Health and Human Services that I will never have to pay taxes.
April 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Your nostalgia for HP does not and never will be more important than trans lives, safety and welfare.

Get rid of the media, stop buying the merch and don't support new things cause it just lines that hateful transphobes pockets so she can continue to use her wealth for evil.
April 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
drew my wife’s sad lesbian widow dnd character for them, meet Josephine
April 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM