Breaking News: alleged CEO killer, Luigi Mangione, wrote “you gaba’d your last gool” on the bullet

My Spotify Wrapped is really just a ranking of which music phase was the most all-consuming

Who here likes books?

Pop punk is so alive and it lives in Meet Me @ The Altar !!!!

Good skeevening everyskody r u enjoying the skeets on your skyline skonight?

How long do you think it was before somebody went to retrieve him?

I remember learning years ago that some chapsticks are formulated to temporarily moisturize but that they actually make your lips drier and ultimately keep them chapped in the long-term so you keep buying their product and I think that’s very much a metaphor for the Democratic Party

Quitting my job to focus on making breakfast

I think my purpose in life is to listen to music with a really good bridge + watch people do things on a stage

Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.

Free flowers :)