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Welcome to the 2034 Academy Awards, a three-hour broadcast of golden statues being handed to one studio only.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Bears 2, State of Pennsylvania 0.

GOOD BETTER BEST
NEVER LET IT REST

🐻⬇️
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
As noted Campbell’s enthusiast Warhol predicted, this asshole gets his 15 minutes of worldwide fame.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Being in a far off time zone makes you look like a complete crackhead with the timestamps of your posts.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Massive choke job by NYG today, but I think if Jax stays in they probably hang on. The Miracle Bears keep rolling.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This Scott Ad*ms thing is absurd and a horrendous abuse of the system but I would give Bill Watterson a kidney and you would too.
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Facebook is good two days a year: your birthday and Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Trunk or treat
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Very rude of them to make Revolution Brewing’s taproom a Spirit Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Today in Max is Late To the Party: WEAPONS.
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Japan vs. Canada World Baseball Classic gonna be amazing
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Heading to the I Hate America rally. Should I meet you guys at Marxist Gardens or 2 West Terrorist Plaza?
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We can solve the CTA budget gap with corporate sponsorship of individual stops.

Doors open on the left at Pepsi Presents Clark and Lake.
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
“Scallions” - Booker T and the MGs
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Every Cubs playoff win sponsored by Northwestern Cardiology
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I had a dentist’s drill in my mouth at 9am and it’s the second most painful part of my day. #gocubsgo
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Guy next to me at the Cubs game laments them being down 3-“nil.”

Just a reminder that we WON that war against England.
September 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
NFL Announcers: “This quarterback is a warrior, an ice-cold stud who stands tall and is never intimidated on the field of battle.”

“Also, his best buddy on the field is his security blanket.”
September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Satellite Radiohead
Technologically advance a band:

TV on the TV
Technologically advance a band:

The GA Band
September 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Looking forward to another few weeks or perhaps years of this:
September 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Today’s episode of Max is Late to the Party: Eva Cassidy. Holy smokes what a voice. Thank you, Old Town School of Folk Music.
September 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
All broke boys, all old friends.
September 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM