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Welcome to the 2034 Academy Awards, a three-hour broadcast of golden statues being handed to one studio only.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Welcome to the 2034 Academy Awards, a three-hour broadcast of golden statues being handed to one studio only.
Bears 2, State of Pennsylvania 0.
GOOD BETTER BEST
NEVER LET IT REST
🐻⬇️
GOOD BETTER BEST
NEVER LET IT REST
🐻⬇️
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Bears 2, State of Pennsylvania 0.
GOOD BETTER BEST
NEVER LET IT REST
🐻⬇️
GOOD BETTER BEST
NEVER LET IT REST
🐻⬇️
As noted Campbell’s enthusiast Warhol predicted, this asshole gets his 15 minutes of worldwide fame.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
As noted Campbell’s enthusiast Warhol predicted, this asshole gets his 15 minutes of worldwide fame.
Being in a far off time zone makes you look like a complete crackhead with the timestamps of your posts.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Being in a far off time zone makes you look like a complete crackhead with the timestamps of your posts.
Massive choke job by NYG today, but I think if Jax stays in they probably hang on. The Miracle Bears keep rolling.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Massive choke job by NYG today, but I think if Jax stays in they probably hang on. The Miracle Bears keep rolling.
This Scott Ad*ms thing is absurd and a horrendous abuse of the system but I would give Bill Watterson a kidney and you would too.
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This Scott Ad*ms thing is absurd and a horrendous abuse of the system but I would give Bill Watterson a kidney and you would too.
Huge week for this woman: theonion.com/woman-a-lead...
Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts
NORTHAMPTON, MA—With her remarkable ability to determine exactly how others should be allocating their limited resources for food, local woman Carol Gaither is considered to be one of the foremost aut...
theonion.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Huge week for this woman: theonion.com/woman-a-lead...
Facebook is good two days a year: your birthday and Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Facebook is good two days a year: your birthday and Halloween.
Very rude of them to make Revolution Brewing’s taproom a Spirit Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Very rude of them to make Revolution Brewing’s taproom a Spirit Halloween.
Today in Max is Late To the Party: WEAPONS.
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Today in Max is Late To the Party: WEAPONS.
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October 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Japan vs. Canada World Baseball Classic gonna be amazing
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Japan vs. Canada World Baseball Classic gonna be amazing
Heading to the I Hate America rally. Should I meet you guys at Marxist Gardens or 2 West Terrorist Plaza?
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Heading to the I Hate America rally. Should I meet you guys at Marxist Gardens or 2 West Terrorist Plaza?
We can solve the CTA budget gap with corporate sponsorship of individual stops.
Doors open on the left at Pepsi Presents Clark and Lake.
Doors open on the left at Pepsi Presents Clark and Lake.
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We can solve the CTA budget gap with corporate sponsorship of individual stops.
Doors open on the left at Pepsi Presents Clark and Lake.
Doors open on the left at Pepsi Presents Clark and Lake.
“Scallions” - Booker T and the MGs
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“Scallions” - Booker T and the MGs
Every Cubs playoff win sponsored by Northwestern Cardiology
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Every Cubs playoff win sponsored by Northwestern Cardiology
Guy next to me at the Cubs game laments them being down 3-“nil.”
Just a reminder that we WON that war against England.
Just a reminder that we WON that war against England.
September 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Guy next to me at the Cubs game laments them being down 3-“nil.”
Just a reminder that we WON that war against England.
Just a reminder that we WON that war against England.
NFL Announcers: “This quarterback is a warrior, an ice-cold stud who stands tall and is never intimidated on the field of battle.”
“Also, his best buddy on the field is his security blanket.”
“Also, his best buddy on the field is his security blanket.”
September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
NFL Announcers: “This quarterback is a warrior, an ice-cold stud who stands tall and is never intimidated on the field of battle.”
“Also, his best buddy on the field is his security blanket.”
“Also, his best buddy on the field is his security blanket.”
Satellite Radiohead
Technologically advance a band:
TV on the TV
TV on the TV
Technologically advance a band:
The GA Band
The GA Band
September 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Satellite Radiohead
Looking forward to another few weeks or perhaps years of this:
September 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Looking forward to another few weeks or perhaps years of this:
Today’s episode of Max is Late to the Party: Eva Cassidy. Holy smokes what a voice. Thank you, Old Town School of Folk Music.
September 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Today’s episode of Max is Late to the Party: Eva Cassidy. Holy smokes what a voice. Thank you, Old Town School of Folk Music.
All broke boys, all old friends.
September 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
All broke boys, all old friends.