Max
@maxochism.bsky.social
Tech, sports, food, music, dogs, theater, Chicago, lazy lists of basic interests. Your trip is short.
When the algorithm is off, it’s WAY OFF, baby!!
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
When the algorithm is off, it’s WAY OFF, baby!!
Gen Z meddling with your dinner now
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Gen Z meddling with your dinner now
Looking forward to another few weeks or perhaps years of this:
September 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Looking forward to another few weeks or perhaps years of this:
September 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Looking forward to dinner tonight at Signore Stereotype’s.
September 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Looking forward to dinner tonight at Signore Stereotype’s.
For the man who has everything, including HOOVES
September 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
For the man who has everything, including HOOVES
Get a spray can CJ, we’re taking Grove Street back from the Ballas.
September 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Get a spray can CJ, we’re taking Grove Street back from the Ballas.
Getting headhunted by the ghost of Stuart Scott.
August 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Getting headhunted by the ghost of Stuart Scott.
Someone got real mad on a CTA train and ripped up every map and advertisement on the entire car.
August 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Someone got real mad on a CTA train and ripped up every map and advertisement on the entire car.
RIP to the brilliant Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
RIP to the brilliant Tom Lehrer.
Probably should change it up, subject and composition.
July 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Probably should change it up, subject and composition.
The natural successor to
July 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The natural successor to
I’ve never heard of that song. Good luck, Mr. Pilot
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’ve never heard of that song. Good luck, Mr. Pilot
Opponent pitching changes at Wrigley: YMCA, with a dash of Chappell Roan for the kids.
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Opponent pitching changes at Wrigley: YMCA, with a dash of Chappell Roan for the kids.
There are too many train emojis. Please eliminate three.
I am NOT a crackpot.
🚊🚞💺🚉🚂🚆🚄🚅🚃🚇🚟🛤️🚝🚋🚈
I am NOT a crackpot.
🚊🚞💺🚉🚂🚆🚄🚅🚃🚇🚟🛤️🚝🚋🚈
June 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There are too many train emojis. Please eliminate three.
I am NOT a crackpot.
🚊🚞💺🚉🚂🚆🚄🚅🚃🚇🚟🛤️🚝🚋🚈
I am NOT a crackpot.
🚊🚞💺🚉🚂🚆🚄🚅🚃🚇🚟🛤️🚝🚋🚈
93.33333333 DEGREES, THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME MR. CELSIUS
June 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
93.33333333 DEGREES, THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME MR. CELSIUS