JohnGoodmanLvr69
@maxieboy.bsky.social
Big city idiot who moved to the ass middle of nowhere. Pretty funny. Has been paid to be funny.
I will not fight the rumors that I am a little snacky boy
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I will not fight the rumors that I am a little snacky boy
It would be so sick if Prince Andrew got the UK off their dumb monarchy tip
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It would be so sick if Prince Andrew got the UK off their dumb monarchy tip
How wild is it that the least problematic person on Kanye's "Monster" is the former corrections officer?!
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
How wild is it that the least problematic person on Kanye's "Monster" is the former corrections officer?!
NYT Connections, when you want to get in the mindset of "what would an asshole think?"
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
NYT Connections, when you want to get in the mindset of "what would an asshole think?"
Cracking 3 eggs in a pan and shouting "western decadence!'
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Cracking 3 eggs in a pan and shouting "western decadence!'
I'm not looking to get the key to the city or have my face on money or anything, but the porn parody is obviously called One Butthole After Another
September 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm not looking to get the key to the city or have my face on money or anything, but the porn parody is obviously called One Butthole After Another
Why don't they sell pickles at the movie theatre?
August 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Why don't they sell pickles at the movie theatre?
A country artist named George Gay who's all about fighting cops and sucking cocks
August 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A country artist named George Gay who's all about fighting cops and sucking cocks
They are pushing so hard for Shin Godzilla to be a classic and not a boring movie that sucks shit.
August 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They are pushing so hard for Shin Godzilla to be a classic and not a boring movie that sucks shit.
The homework crowd and the nihilist crowd need to be friends
June 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The homework crowd and the nihilist crowd need to be friends
...These hands
They look like big strong hands, don't they?
You're gonna catch these hands
They look like big strong hands, don't they?
You're gonna catch these hands
June 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
...These hands
They look like big strong hands, don't they?
You're gonna catch these hands
They look like big strong hands, don't they?
You're gonna catch these hands
You ever see the "no skateboarding" sign up at a place with NO spots and think "awwww honey..."?
June 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You ever see the "no skateboarding" sign up at a place with NO spots and think "awwww honey..."?
The only times I've felt content have been looking into the eyes of a loved one in a public space. The only times I've felt stoked shit was on fire.
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The only times I've felt content have been looking into the eyes of a loved one in a public space. The only times I've felt stoked shit was on fire.
"I'm neurospicy"
Wow. Uh. It sucks that you said it that way.
Wow. Uh. It sucks that you said it that way.
June 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"I'm neurospicy"
Wow. Uh. It sucks that you said it that way.
Wow. Uh. It sucks that you said it that way.
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
It's absolutely insane that one of our main modern crises was also the problem in Sonic The Hedgehog
May 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It's absolutely insane that one of our main modern crises was also the problem in Sonic The Hedgehog
Let's be done with Steve Carrell.
May 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Let's be done with Steve Carrell.
I can't tell you why, but Meyers is a woman's last name.
May 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I can't tell you why, but Meyers is a woman's last name.
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i wrote the only necessary "why i left new york" piece in history
Why I'm Leaving New York
I've been living in New York for seven years. Now I'm leaving. Here's why.
www.otherstrangeness.com
May 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i wrote the only necessary "why i left new york" piece in history
Guy in the window seat on the plane SHUT THE WINDOW! My dude! I WANT TO LOOK OUT TUBE!
May 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Guy in the window seat on the plane SHUT THE WINDOW! My dude! I WANT TO LOOK OUT TUBE!
Oh me?! I use Body By Charles Entertainment Cheese
May 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Oh me?! I use Body By Charles Entertainment Cheese
The dumbest accent in the lower 48 is Oklahoma
May 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The dumbest accent in the lower 48 is Oklahoma
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listen up fellas
May 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
listen up fellas