Max E Nurse
@maxenurse.bsky.social
Irreverent Brit nurse practitioner, chronic dad humour... "It shouldn't happen in health care" @ maxenurse.wordpress.com . Married, kids, relatively sane from the outside!
Nobody pays me any attention... bsky.app/profile/maxenurse.bsky.social
8/1/25
Nobody pays me any attention... bsky.app/profile/maxenurse.bsky.social
8/1/25
I tell my patients that too!!! Is that too weird!? Generally talk patients through an assessment and what I'm checking for.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I tell my patients that too!!! Is that too weird!? Generally talk patients through an assessment and what I'm checking for.
Watch out for Princess Leia with a bazooka!
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Watch out for Princess Leia with a bazooka!
News channel again?
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
News channel again?
I often consider the things we unknowingly do for the last time...
Nobody ever thought..."that's the last time I throw the grenade not quite far enough"
Nobody ever thought..."that's the last time I throw the grenade not quite far enough"
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I often consider the things we unknowingly do for the last time...
Nobody ever thought..."that's the last time I throw the grenade not quite far enough"
Nobody ever thought..."that's the last time I throw the grenade not quite far enough"
Banana bread blue stripes... It's a bit of a mouthful.. but that's porn for you!
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Banana bread blue stripes... It's a bit of a mouthful.. but that's porn for you!
Why? Politicians ARE the scariest thing on the planet.
October 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Why? Politicians ARE the scariest thing on the planet.
Apparently some people bleach their arseholes to get rid of the shit stains.
October 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Apparently some people bleach their arseholes to get rid of the shit stains.
Well there has definitely been some banging going on!
October 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Well there has definitely been some banging going on!
Yeah... Surely it should be a Chews- day.
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yeah... Surely it should be a Chews- day.