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Max E Nurse
@maxenurse.bsky.social
Irreverent Brit nurse practitioner, chronic dad humour... "It shouldn't happen in health care" @ maxenurse.wordpress.com . Married, kids, relatively sane from the outside!

Nobody pays me any attention... bsky.app/profile/maxenurse.bsky.social
8/1/25
The 111 call handlers have proved again how knowledgeable they are regarding medical terms...
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
If you like hedgehogs....
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well that could save me some money... Even the cardboard coffins cost a bit. I've got one for each of my parents.
September 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Yes...I am 50.
No...I still can't walk past a shiny conker and not pick it up.
September 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Experience is....

...knowing to stand to the side when examining a cyst!
September 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Looking out the lighthouse on a sunny Sunday.
August 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Coffee break watching the bees on the dandelions!!
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
FIRST DAY BACK AFTER 2 WEEKS HOLIDAY....My mature team have left a welcome back note on my PC.
July 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Found this outside a monastery... Was it an actual praying praying mantis, or was he just a hungry preying praying mantis?
July 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
An antique book about antiques?
July 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
June 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My eldest is 20... Still got 5 years left for the youngest... But it's still....
June 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Not sure why I can't sleep....
June 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Here's one!!
June 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
No I never get distracted at work when talking to patients on the phone....
May 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just another manic Monday?
May 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Bank holiday weekend, got the sausages ready for the BBQ... Might wanna get your smalls of the washing line.
May 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oooh hello!
May 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Penny says try... Not being on BlueSky after midnight...
I mean she eats her own shit, so maybe not the best thing to take advice from...
May 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Trying to help the receptionist get their spelling right ...
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
They do pizza too!!
May 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Once you were useful, now you're a wreck, but still have beauty!!😘
April 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Wishing I could wake up to this view every morning.... Although the fisherman going out at 4am is a bit noisy.
April 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Night my little BlueSky world.
I've been eating chips beside the sea side, besides the sea.
April 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
9 mile walk today ... And a pint!
April 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM