I would NEVER. Steely Dan rules.

My baby is 3 and she’s still a baby.

As a Chicagoan, I feel good about how our governor and our mayor have handled things, but that doesn't change the reality of the moment—and this is a very ugly, very challenging moment.

Was really hoping this would be the year we could all do it all together as a family but we have to use CVS and they won’t vaccinate under 5s for Covid. Our ped doesn’t carry it because of low uptake. To jump through hoops I go.

I mean, yes, but my baseline unmedicated impulsivity would have done me in.

This is hilarious to me as an adult but it probably would have made me panic as a teen 😂

I have thought this exact thought so many times.

I don’t fuck with any of the local inland seas either. Nothing but respect from me.

I’m with you. I don’t get anywhere close enough to the edge that someone could push me in the Lake. I can swim but I don’t wanna.

Mom instincts plus medical instincts is a powerfully accurate combination.

I’m the sort that buys a second book to be able to write in it but still have a plain copy. Which is why our house is full of SO MUCH STUFF. I would be too distracted by other notes while reading but I do like the idea in theory.