I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub
@matub.online
Packers, making stuff, whisk(e)y, lifting, and crude humor. Words for @acmepackingco.bsky.social. One third of Reporting As Eligible.
I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
Pinned
I would consider myself an agile 10x engineer with a focus on delivering Industry 4.0 solutions that synergize with your company's LEAN / Six Sigma methodologies. I've often beALRGLARGLEBLAHARGB
(continues to The Exorcist vomit black sludge uncontrollably)
(continues to The Exorcist vomit black sludge uncontrollably)
The last batch finally got finished due to the cold snap.
Time to rebuild.
Time to rebuild.
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The last batch finally got finished due to the cold snap.
Time to rebuild.
Time to rebuild.
My children's programming hot take is that DW from Arthur and Peppa Pig both deserve all the ire that Caillou gets.
All three of those little bastards can fuck ALL the way off
All three of those little bastards can fuck ALL the way off
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My children's programming hot take is that DW from Arthur and Peppa Pig both deserve all the ire that Caillou gets.
All three of those little bastards can fuck ALL the way off
All three of those little bastards can fuck ALL the way off
It's a toyotathon miracle!
The Packers have downgraded Brandon McManus (right quad) to doubtful.
They also announced that Malik Heath will not travel with the team (coach's decision).
They also announced that Malik Heath will not travel with the team (coach's decision).
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's a toyotathon miracle!
I found @jrradcliffe.bsky.social 's artist page
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I found @jrradcliffe.bsky.social 's artist page
Fun fact: this is actually advertising that the soup is made of chicken hearts
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Fun fact: this is actually advertising that the soup is made of chicken hearts
just happy to be here
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
just happy to be here
@kirkwong.bsky.social long story short, someone at the sim club left a 2023 T150 8i behind. I hit it longer, higher, and softer than my 26yo one.
Bought a set of Chinese knockoff P790 irons.
I just hit the flag stick from 210 with a 6i.
Bought a set of Chinese knockoff P790 irons.
I just hit the flag stick from 210 with a 6i.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
@kirkwong.bsky.social long story short, someone at the sim club left a 2023 T150 8i behind. I hit it longer, higher, and softer than my 26yo one.
Bought a set of Chinese knockoff P790 irons.
I just hit the flag stick from 210 with a 6i.
Bought a set of Chinese knockoff P790 irons.
I just hit the flag stick from 210 with a 6i.
How I feel about tonight's game
a close up of a man 's face with the words are going written below it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words are going written below it
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November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How I feel about tonight's game
Pause
Nice job by Penix putting some touch on that one--was an area he needed to work on last season.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pause
Motorcycle cops exclusively exist to generate revenue. They are not a positive to the community they "serve"
Oh yeah, real tough of you to set up a speed trap in a temporary construction zone for double fines. Way to go Eric Estrada
Go bust a meth lab, pussy.
Oh yeah, real tough of you to set up a speed trap in a temporary construction zone for double fines. Way to go Eric Estrada
Go bust a meth lab, pussy.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Motorcycle cops exclusively exist to generate revenue. They are not a positive to the community they "serve"
Oh yeah, real tough of you to set up a speed trap in a temporary construction zone for double fines. Way to go Eric Estrada
Go bust a meth lab, pussy.
Oh yeah, real tough of you to set up a speed trap in a temporary construction zone for double fines. Way to go Eric Estrada
Go bust a meth lab, pussy.
Next time you better win @greenbaypackers.bsky.social . Jerks
You ruined the first meetup with @matub.online, @greenbaypackers.bsky.social how dare you
November 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Next time you better win @greenbaypackers.bsky.social . Jerks
Bump
The Panthers, shocked after winning 16-6 against Micah Parsons using 5 backup lineman
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bump
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I'm at a bar in Denver with an eating challenge. Sitting in front of the winners and losers wall.
Picking a vibe from the wall.
I choose this out of focus sad guy
Picking a vibe from the wall.
I choose this out of focus sad guy
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm at a bar in Denver with an eating challenge. Sitting in front of the winners and losers wall.
Picking a vibe from the wall.
I choose this out of focus sad guy
Picking a vibe from the wall.
I choose this out of focus sad guy
X gon take it from ya
a man wearing a black shirt and a chain says what
ALT: a man wearing a black shirt and a chain says what
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November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
X gon take it from ya
He's actually hinting at being Red from The Shawshank Redemption.
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
He's actually hinting at being Red from The Shawshank Redemption.
Packers pro shop has 31% off today so of course I'm spending way too much money.
Was looking at this jacket and hadn't heard of the brand. Googled it, found the bulk purchase site. Look how goddamn lazy the graphics team was.
Stock picture + generic logo PNG - contrast
ALRIGHT POST IT
Was looking at this jacket and hadn't heard of the brand. Googled it, found the bulk purchase site. Look how goddamn lazy the graphics team was.
Stock picture + generic logo PNG - contrast
ALRIGHT POST IT
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Packers pro shop has 31% off today so of course I'm spending way too much money.
Was looking at this jacket and hadn't heard of the brand. Googled it, found the bulk purchase site. Look how goddamn lazy the graphics team was.
Stock picture + generic logo PNG - contrast
ALRIGHT POST IT
Was looking at this jacket and hadn't heard of the brand. Googled it, found the bulk purchase site. Look how goddamn lazy the graphics team was.
Stock picture + generic logo PNG - contrast
ALRIGHT POST IT
One of my favorite short content creators went to Milwaukee.
I feel like this is what I sound like to @jrradcliffe.bsky.social
I feel like this is what I sound like to @jrradcliffe.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
One of my favorite short content creators went to Milwaukee.
I feel like this is what I sound like to @jrradcliffe.bsky.social
I feel like this is what I sound like to @jrradcliffe.bsky.social
The last panel gives me life
October 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The last panel gives me life
So then the pirate says, "bring me by red shirt... And my brown pants"
October 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So then the pirate says, "bring me by red shirt... And my brown pants"
Jordan Love is winding up to throw to Kraft while he has a blitzer actively hitting him and Kraft hasn't come out of his break yet.
Are we sure Toyotathon didn't come early?
Are we sure Toyotathon didn't come early?
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Jordan Love is winding up to throw to Kraft while he has a blitzer actively hitting him and Kraft hasn't come out of his break yet.
Are we sure Toyotathon didn't come early?
Are we sure Toyotathon didn't come early?
Me when I've had too much top quality bottom shelf bourbon
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me when I've had too much top quality bottom shelf bourbon
Haha, what unsustainable fumble luck! They're totally regression candidWAIT WHAT
On last night's broadcast, they noted that the Chiefs have fumbled eight times and recovered all eight of them.
On defense, however, the Chiefs have recovered 3 of 8 fumbles. So they don't have the best fumble recovery luck in the league this year. (Green Bay does: 4 of 5 off, 2 of 2 def)
On defense, however, the Chiefs have recovered 3 of 8 fumbles. So they don't have the best fumble recovery luck in the league this year. (Green Bay does: 4 of 5 off, 2 of 2 def)
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Haha, what unsustainable fumble luck! They're totally regression candidWAIT WHAT
My role is to take the ball deep, take the top off the defense
take the ball deep, take the top off the defense
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJc...
take the ball deep, take the top off the defense
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJc...
Randy Moss - "One Clap" by dj steve porter
YouTube video by sportsremixes
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October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My role is to take the ball deep, take the top off the defense
take the ball deep, take the top off the defense
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJc...
take the ball deep, take the top off the defense
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJc...