Matty Breeze
@mattybreeze1984.bsky.social
Just your average, 40-year-old man with a favorite dinosaur.
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Hopefully Vlad’s there taking pictures.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Hopefully Vlad’s there taking pictures.
@preternia.com, got a shipping update from Amazon you might be interested in.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@preternia.com, got a shipping update from Amazon you might be interested in.
TARDIS SIGHTING!!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
TARDIS SIGHTING!!!
My dearest ladies, and most esteemed of gentlemen, I’ve gathered you all here tonight because it would seem as if a Blippi has been moidered!
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My dearest ladies, and most esteemed of gentlemen, I’ve gathered you all here tonight because it would seem as if a Blippi has been moidered!
So is June Diane Raphael playing Avar Kriss in the High Republic now? @paulscheer.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
So is June Diane Raphael playing Avar Kriss in the High Republic now? @paulscheer.com
Had the pleasure of meeting Lou Wagner (Lucius from Planet of the Apes) and John Kassir (Shemp from The Three Stooges) last weekend at #HalloweenXspo.
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Had the pleasure of meeting Lou Wagner (Lucius from Planet of the Apes) and John Kassir (Shemp from The Three Stooges) last weekend at #HalloweenXspo.
Next round’s on me, lads!
October 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Next round’s on me, lads!
Who did it better?
October 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Who did it better?
Dear @mariners.com, thank you for an amazing season.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Dear @mariners.com, thank you for an amazing season.
And a half-rack under each arm, amirite boys?
October 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And a half-rack under each arm, amirite boys?
Seconds later, young Bobby swallowed the salamander in one gulp.
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Seconds later, young Bobby swallowed the salamander in one gulp.
Kicking off spooky season with one of my all-time favorite horror classics!
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Kicking off spooky season with one of my all-time favorite horror classics!
Hey @scottaukerman.bsky.social, if you’re still in need of all-ages Superman content, I’d highly recommend Superman Family adventures by Art & Franco.
October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hey @scottaukerman.bsky.social, if you’re still in need of all-ages Superman content, I’d highly recommend Superman Family adventures by Art & Franco.
I HAVE to believe there’s a corner of the multiverse where John Polito played Gomez Addams.
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I HAVE to believe there’s a corner of the multiverse where John Polito played Gomez Addams.
This hurts my brain. There was AT LEAST a 25 year gap between the NES and the PlayStation, right…RIGHT?!? #HowDidThisGetPlayed
September 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This hurts my brain. There was AT LEAST a 25 year gap between the NES and the PlayStation, right…RIGHT?!? #HowDidThisGetPlayed
I have to assume that Lisa thought this was a sequel to Robin William’s Jack. #HowDidThisGetMade #ScottHasntSeen @scottaukerman.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I have to assume that Lisa thought this was a sequel to Robin William’s Jack. #HowDidThisGetMade #ScottHasntSeen @scottaukerman.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social
Movie Exec 1: So who are we thinking for Sonic’s human companion, Tom?
Movie Exec 2: We’re thinking like a Chris Pratt type?
1: Ooooh, I like it! Now what about the voice of Sonic himself?
2: Hmm, that’s a little trickier, what about…um…Chris Pratt?
1: GENIUS!
Movie Exec 2: We’re thinking like a Chris Pratt type?
1: Ooooh, I like it! Now what about the voice of Sonic himself?
2: Hmm, that’s a little trickier, what about…um…Chris Pratt?
1: GENIUS!
September 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Movie Exec 1: So who are we thinking for Sonic’s human companion, Tom?
Movie Exec 2: We’re thinking like a Chris Pratt type?
1: Ooooh, I like it! Now what about the voice of Sonic himself?
2: Hmm, that’s a little trickier, what about…um…Chris Pratt?
1: GENIUS!
Movie Exec 2: We’re thinking like a Chris Pratt type?
1: Ooooh, I like it! Now what about the voice of Sonic himself?
2: Hmm, that’s a little trickier, what about…um…Chris Pratt?
1: GENIUS!
Scream real loud.
September 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Scream real loud.
THIS JUST IN: I’m being told it is, in fact, a DIFFERENT Harrison Ford. My apologies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
THIS JUST IN: I’m being told it is, in fact, a DIFFERENT Harrison Ford. My apologies.
The Beast I want > The Beast we’re going to get…again.
#HasbroPulse
#HasbroPulse
September 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The Beast I want > The Beast we’re going to get…again.
#HasbroPulse
#HasbroPulse
MOVIE IDEA:
Timothy Simons, Zach Woods and Nicholas Braun play brothers and we call the picture “Three Tall Dip-Shits.”
Timothy Simons, Zach Woods and Nicholas Braun play brothers and we call the picture “Three Tall Dip-Shits.”
September 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
MOVIE IDEA:
Timothy Simons, Zach Woods and Nicholas Braun play brothers and we call the picture “Three Tall Dip-Shits.”
Timothy Simons, Zach Woods and Nicholas Braun play brothers and we call the picture “Three Tall Dip-Shits.”
Paul Teff Conekins.
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Paul Teff Conekins.
Cal Raleigh giving Luis Castillo a good look at the #VedderCup, after giving up five runs in the first.
August 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Cal Raleigh giving Luis Castillo a good look at the #VedderCup, after giving up five runs in the first.
When you’re trying to take a leisurely afternoon poop, when suddenly, from under the sink…
August 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When you’re trying to take a leisurely afternoon poop, when suddenly, from under the sink…
Shohei finally got that BBL!
August 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Shohei finally got that BBL!