Matty Boy on Bluesky
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On the run from the FBI
Is there a reason to be on this site yet?
August 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Is there a reason to be on this site yet?
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all these guys posting quote prompts about movies and food and such, they don’t even care what you saw as a kid that scarred you or what type of sandwich you are. i’m on vacation and it still makes me puke. when’s the last time you got so disgusted at a post you vomited going down a water slide
May 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
all these guys posting quote prompts about movies and food and such, they don’t even care what you saw as a kid that scarred you or what type of sandwich you are. i’m on vacation and it still makes me puke. when’s the last time you got so disgusted at a post you vomited going down a water slide
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Fun fact: Before he was adopted, Tuna was as named Safari and was named the naughty cat of the week when we went to take him to his furever home!
January 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Fun fact: Before he was adopted, Tuna was as named Safari and was named the naughty cat of the week when we went to take him to his furever home!
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How do you decide which angle to pet?
January 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
How do you decide which angle to pet?
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Left pocket dawgshit
January 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Left pocket dawgshit
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i want to know where you get those cigars thatre like the size of a hoagie. the ones you only ever see gay guys dressed like hitler smoking
January 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i want to know where you get those cigars thatre like the size of a hoagie. the ones you only ever see gay guys dressed like hitler smoking
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Slur Update
Other news contained in this document: Via an official "Slur Update," Meta has decided "'Tranny' is no longer a designated slur and is now non-violating." I have never seen the company (or any other platform) delist a slur before.
January 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Slur Update
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Going to the movie theaters these days is so expensive!
Tickets: $15
Popcorn: $11
4 beers: $48
Raisinettes: $8
2 more beers: $24
Completely outrageous
Tickets: $15
Popcorn: $11
4 beers: $48
Raisinettes: $8
2 more beers: $24
Completely outrageous
January 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Going to the movie theaters these days is so expensive!
Tickets: $15
Popcorn: $11
4 beers: $48
Raisinettes: $8
2 more beers: $24
Completely outrageous
Tickets: $15
Popcorn: $11
4 beers: $48
Raisinettes: $8
2 more beers: $24
Completely outrageous
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Tuna is a big boy! Here is him compared to a quart carton of milk🥛🦁
January 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Tuna is a big boy! Here is him compared to a quart carton of milk🥛🦁
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Boona says good morning (but let me go back to sleep pwease)
January 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Boona says good morning (but let me go back to sleep pwease)
I don’t think Luigi did it on the account that I actually did it
December 9, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I don’t think Luigi did it on the account that I actually did it
Insane stat tracking on Spotify this year 😭😭😭
December 5, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Insane stat tracking on Spotify this year 😭😭😭
Had an epic time in Quebec
December 3, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Had an epic time in Quebec
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in the next jackass movie they are killing wee man
December 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
in the next jackass movie they are killing wee man
*repeats to self to remember* I’m supposed to have the boiling oil in my house when I put the frozen turkey in
November 26, 2024 at 5:26 AM
*repeats to self to remember* I’m supposed to have the boiling oil in my house when I put the frozen turkey in
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the one thing i can say about kevin hart is, he will be in any commerical for any product dude just doesn't care which I guess I respect but also i want to shove his head in a toilet
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
the one thing i can say about kevin hart is, he will be in any commerical for any product dude just doesn't care which I guess I respect but also i want to shove his head in a toilet
Doesn’t take much to slut me out tbh
November 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Doesn’t take much to slut me out tbh
I’m sooooo swagged out
November 23, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I’m sooooo swagged out
I’m swagged out
November 23, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I’m swagged out