Report: Entire world refreshing newsfeed for no particular reason

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

Holy shit, helluva race.

America: whatever you might think my level of enthusiasm for Canada being absorbed by America is, it's less than that.

Grow, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck up! (Note: not generally targeted to this service or anyone on it, just a general observation for...... *looking around* ...... this).

This is Maisie (she used to be named Mamaci ...she's a street dog who we were lucky enough to adopt through Soi Dog after she was rescued as a new mother, check them out!). Scared of literally everything, but the best girl ever!!!

This deer scared the shit out of Maisie. Who's Maisie? Check out the next post... Followed us for a solid block