Matt the Human
@mattthehuman.bsky.social
He/Him. Optimist in bleak midwinter.
Turbo Granny as a Ghostbuster logo just works.
I have fixed the Ghostbuster franchise. Not that it was broken. But I have fixed it nonetheless.
DanDaDan x Ghostbusters = Yokaibusters! 妖怪バスターズ
Sticker sheets ordered! I should have them in time for CONnections and OtterCoast Card Show this weekend!
#dandadan #ghostbusters #yokaibusters #妖怪バスターズ
DanDaDan x Ghostbusters = Yokaibusters! 妖怪バスターズ
Sticker sheets ordered! I should have them in time for CONnections and OtterCoast Card Show this weekend!
#dandadan #ghostbusters #yokaibusters #妖怪バスターズ
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Turbo Granny as a Ghostbuster logo just works.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Merry Little Batman is like a love letter to Batman historia wrapped in a unique art style and wholesome weirdness. I loved it. VERY much my jam.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
The newest animated series from DC, BAT-FAM is streaming now on Prime Video! 🦇
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Merry Little Batman is like a love letter to Batman historia wrapped in a unique art style and wholesome weirdness. I loved it. VERY much my jam.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
This happened Saturday.
"I'll just neaten things up."
Soon I learn that the cheap Norelco One Blade I got from a Doctor Strange promo in 2016 is actually GREAT at its job, and I clean shaved four inches of beard in minutes.
The lesson being that Kamar-taj stocks quality razors.
"I'll just neaten things up."
Soon I learn that the cheap Norelco One Blade I got from a Doctor Strange promo in 2016 is actually GREAT at its job, and I clean shaved four inches of beard in minutes.
The lesson being that Kamar-taj stocks quality razors.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This happened Saturday.
"I'll just neaten things up."
Soon I learn that the cheap Norelco One Blade I got from a Doctor Strange promo in 2016 is actually GREAT at its job, and I clean shaved four inches of beard in minutes.
The lesson being that Kamar-taj stocks quality razors.
"I'll just neaten things up."
Soon I learn that the cheap Norelco One Blade I got from a Doctor Strange promo in 2016 is actually GREAT at its job, and I clean shaved four inches of beard in minutes.
The lesson being that Kamar-taj stocks quality razors.
“Little Amélie, or The Character of Rain” was really good! I like when animation studios follow an artistic vision instead of chasing trends.
I’m also realizing I’m easily won over by deep moments that aren’t immediately undercut by a joke.
Visually lovely. Mesmerizing. A+
I’m also realizing I’m easily won over by deep moments that aren’t immediately undercut by a joke.
Visually lovely. Mesmerizing. A+
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“Little Amélie, or The Character of Rain” was really good! I like when animation studios follow an artistic vision instead of chasing trends.
I’m also realizing I’m easily won over by deep moments that aren’t immediately undercut by a joke.
Visually lovely. Mesmerizing. A+
I’m also realizing I’m easily won over by deep moments that aren’t immediately undercut by a joke.
Visually lovely. Mesmerizing. A+
If I were an embattled Paramount exec trying to keep Star Trek going, I think I’d just do the “7 is Captain now” show.
There is clearly a desire for post-TNG Star Trek, and that’s a way in.
Though, personally, I’d want the ships to look like the lights are on. Why is the future all mood lighting?
There is clearly a desire for post-TNG Star Trek, and that’s a way in.
Though, personally, I’d want the ships to look like the lights are on. Why is the future all mood lighting?
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If I were an embattled Paramount exec trying to keep Star Trek going, I think I’d just do the “7 is Captain now” show.
There is clearly a desire for post-TNG Star Trek, and that’s a way in.
Though, personally, I’d want the ships to look like the lights are on. Why is the future all mood lighting?
There is clearly a desire for post-TNG Star Trek, and that’s a way in.
Though, personally, I’d want the ships to look like the lights are on. Why is the future all mood lighting?
“You doin’ Mickey’s Very Merry Chri…”
Let me stop you there.
I already give that mouse WAY too much money.
Let me stop you there.
I already give that mouse WAY too much money.
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“You doin’ Mickey’s Very Merry Chri…”
Let me stop you there.
I already give that mouse WAY too much money.
Let me stop you there.
I already give that mouse WAY too much money.
I predict a website crash in Mattel's future.
It's weird that these won't even ship for like a year. Netflix really did not foresee the marketing potential of a movie of funny action Barbies with great voices.
creations.mattel.com/products/hun...
It's weird that these won't even ship for like a year. Netflix really did not foresee the marketing potential of a movie of funny action Barbies with great voices.
creations.mattel.com/products/hun...
HUNTR/X Rumi, Mira, Zoey “What it Sounds Like” 3-Pack
HUNTR/X brings their iconic style to Mattel in this 3-doll set.
creations.mattel.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I predict a website crash in Mattel's future.
It's weird that these won't even ship for like a year. Netflix really did not foresee the marketing potential of a movie of funny action Barbies with great voices.
creations.mattel.com/products/hun...
It's weird that these won't even ship for like a year. Netflix really did not foresee the marketing potential of a movie of funny action Barbies with great voices.
creations.mattel.com/products/hun...
Power Rangers is an interesting microcosm of that phenomenon where long-running franchises experience a few misfires and regress to nostalgia bait for adults at the expense of new fans and a future anyone might actually want.
I like the LEGO set, but like… I’m 40.
I like the LEGO set, but like… I’m 40.
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Power Rangers is an interesting microcosm of that phenomenon where long-running franchises experience a few misfires and regress to nostalgia bait for adults at the expense of new fans and a future anyone might actually want.
I like the LEGO set, but like… I’m 40.
I like the LEGO set, but like… I’m 40.
Hmmm. Hasbro knows how to tempt.
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hmmm. Hasbro knows how to tempt.
I openly enjoy these cartoons and I’m glad we’re getting a new one.
There, I said it.
There, I said it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I openly enjoy these cartoons and I’m glad we’re getting a new one.
There, I said it.
There, I said it.
Good news out of NYC, obviously, but can we not export Cuomo to Florida?
Like, it’ll somehow result in yet another golf course, and we simply have too many.
Like, it’ll somehow result in yet another golf course, and we simply have too many.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Good news out of NYC, obviously, but can we not export Cuomo to Florida?
Like, it’ll somehow result in yet another golf course, and we simply have too many.
Like, it’ll somehow result in yet another golf course, and we simply have too many.
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This was good. Why doesn’t Pepsi bring back good things?
They could make it with cane sugar and make it even more dope.
They could make it with cane sugar and make it even more dope.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This was good. Why doesn’t Pepsi bring back good things?
They could make it with cane sugar and make it even more dope.
They could make it with cane sugar and make it even more dope.
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“Grumpy adult reviews Disney attraction meant for kids in the douchiest way possible” is not my favorite YouTube genre. That much is certain.
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Grumpy adult reviews Disney attraction meant for kids in the douchiest way possible” is not my favorite YouTube genre. That much is certain.
Wish I knew more sports stuff so I could communicate with these humans.
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wish I knew more sports stuff so I could communicate with these humans.
I feel like we’re one good Mariah Thanksgiving song away from people letting Christmas be a thing we only do for a month.
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I feel like we’re one good Mariah Thanksgiving song away from people letting Christmas be a thing we only do for a month.
Roughly 125 trick-or-treaters before I ran out of Takis and slime and had to switch to the fruit snacks and little packs of cookies I put in my lunch bag for work.
I wasn’t going to hand over my Red Bull, so I’m back inside.
Also, check out the Minecraft sword my nephew made for me. Pretty dope.
I wasn’t going to hand over my Red Bull, so I’m back inside.
Also, check out the Minecraft sword my nephew made for me. Pretty dope.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Roughly 125 trick-or-treaters before I ran out of Takis and slime and had to switch to the fruit snacks and little packs of cookies I put in my lunch bag for work.
I wasn’t going to hand over my Red Bull, so I’m back inside.
Also, check out the Minecraft sword my nephew made for me. Pretty dope.
I wasn’t going to hand over my Red Bull, so I’m back inside.
Also, check out the Minecraft sword my nephew made for me. Pretty dope.
The most welcome news of the day.
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The most welcome news of the day.
Well dang. Looks like I'm fixing to jump back into Animal Crossing.
A welcome development as I await Tomodachi Life.
A welcome development as I await Tomodachi Life.
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Well dang. Looks like I'm fixing to jump back into Animal Crossing.
A welcome development as I await Tomodachi Life.
A welcome development as I await Tomodachi Life.
Animal Crossing Switch 2 updates, did you say?
Bringing back playable arcade games after 25 years: unexpected, but I like it!
Bringing back playable arcade games after 25 years: unexpected, but I like it!
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Animal Crossing Switch 2 updates, did you say?
Bringing back playable arcade games after 25 years: unexpected, but I like it!
Bringing back playable arcade games after 25 years: unexpected, but I like it!
Reposted by Matt the Human
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the springs…
CURSE OF THE WERE-MANATEE!
#halloween #drawings
CURSE OF THE WERE-MANATEE!
#halloween #drawings
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the springs…
CURSE OF THE WERE-MANATEE!
#halloween #drawings
CURSE OF THE WERE-MANATEE!
#halloween #drawings
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM