Matt Storrs
@mattstorrs.bsky.social
Humor Person / Featured in Newsweek, NPR, PBS / Books Read This Year: 26
The Dremel tool really helped me remove rust from the sword I found on the street
August 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Dremel tool really helped me remove rust from the sword I found on the street
Even Snakes need a good lawyer
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
August 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Even Snakes need a good lawyer
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
Burning the flag is the best way to dispose of it
August 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Burning the flag is the best way to dispose of it
Let's look into the Fix the City claim that Zohran Mamdani is a dangerous choice for New York City's mayor
June 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Let's look into the Fix the City claim that Zohran Mamdani is a dangerous choice for New York City's mayor
Did you know you have Mario Kart rights?!
June 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Did you know you have Mario Kart rights?!
My therapist canceled on me to get a Switch 2
June 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My therapist canceled on me to get a Switch 2
We’re ready to defend you in Mario Kart World!
June 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We’re ready to defend you in Mario Kart World!
NYC has the most attractive people in the world!
June 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
NYC has the most attractive people in the world!
Ebola can't stop friendship
June 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ebola can't stop friendship
It is always important to ASK for details about your gigs
June 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It is always important to ASK for details about your gigs
My puffin doesn’t mean I support Puff Daddy
May 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My puffin doesn’t mean I support Puff Daddy
Being a server can be a lot easier if you call the chef on their BS
May 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Being a server can be a lot easier if you call the chef on their BS
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33: No matter your chances, our firm is ready to support your expedition!
May 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33: No matter your chances, our firm is ready to support your expedition!
An Elder Scroll says you have rights and so do I!
May 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
An Elder Scroll says you have rights and so do I!
This DEI email to government employees is shocking
January 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This DEI email to government employees is shocking
Proud of the new administration
January 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Proud of the new administration
People say it’s reckless to go to a late night open mic when you have work in the morning. But I met a possum on my way over tonight
January 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
People say it’s reckless to go to a late night open mic when you have work in the morning. But I met a possum on my way over tonight