Matt Morain
@mattmorain.bsky.social
Amateur woodworker. Professional wordworker. I like my coffee black, my dogs scruffy, and my commas Oxford. The world's preeminent scholar on what is, and what is not, The Fast and the Furious.
Osh gosh durbatulûk, osh gosh gimbatul, osh nazgthrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Roughly translated from the language of Mordor:
“One pair of child’s overalls to rule them all…”
Roughly translated from the language of Mordor:
“One pair of child’s overalls to rule them all…”
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Osh gosh durbatulûk, osh gosh gimbatul, osh nazgthrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Roughly translated from the language of Mordor:
“One pair of child’s overalls to rule them all…”
Roughly translated from the language of Mordor:
“One pair of child’s overalls to rule them all…”
My nephew called this week to ask for jokes he could submit to his high school’s contest. They’d read all submissions over the intercom between classes and students would vote for the best. A month ago this would’ve just been a text reply, but a freed, healing brain needs to express itself.
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My nephew called this week to ask for jokes he could submit to his high school’s contest. They’d read all submissions over the intercom between classes and students would vote for the best. A month ago this would’ve just been a text reply, but a freed, healing brain needs to express itself.
Went to Spirit Halloween last week to find a blue wizard hat and holy bones I forgot how much this place rules.
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Went to Spirit Halloween last week to find a blue wizard hat and holy bones I forgot how much this place rules.