Matt Morain
@mattmorain.bsky.social
Amateur woodworker. Professional wordworker. I like my coffee black, my dogs scruffy, and my commas Oxford. The world's preeminent scholar on what is, and what is not, The Fast and the Furious.
Kai, in surprisingly good health at almost 17.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Kai, in surprisingly good health at almost 17.
Do you have a Wrong Spoon in your drawer? Share your Wrong Spoon. I don’t know where it came from and I’ll never use it but I also sort of fear what happens if I get rid of it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Do you have a Wrong Spoon in your drawer? Share your Wrong Spoon. I don’t know where it came from and I’ll never use it but I also sort of fear what happens if I get rid of it.
Trying to figure out a lot of working pieces about having a go at funding absurd and kind artist collaborations and at least I've got the donation funding site checked off.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Trying to figure out a lot of working pieces about having a go at funding absurd and kind artist collaborations and at least I've got the donation funding site checked off.
Wait, SERIOUSLY? How did I not catch that?!?
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wait, SERIOUSLY? How did I not catch that?!?
Osh gosh durbatulûk, osh gosh gimbatul, osh nazgthrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Roughly translated from the language of Mordor:
“One pair of child’s overalls to rule them all…”
Roughly translated from the language of Mordor:
“One pair of child’s overalls to rule them all…”
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Osh gosh durbatulûk, osh gosh gimbatul, osh nazgthrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Roughly translated from the language of Mordor:
“One pair of child’s overalls to rule them all…”
Roughly translated from the language of Mordor:
“One pair of child’s overalls to rule them all…”
Kiner-Falefa out here like
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Kiner-Falefa out here like
This is not the most interesting thing about Game 7 right now, but Will Smith looks like when Trixie Mattel is out of drag.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is not the most interesting thing about Game 7 right now, but Will Smith looks like when Trixie Mattel is out of drag.
My nephew called this week to ask for jokes he could submit to his high school’s contest. They’d read all submissions over the intercom between classes and students would vote for the best. A month ago this would’ve just been a text reply, but a freed, healing brain needs to express itself.
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My nephew called this week to ask for jokes he could submit to his high school’s contest. They’d read all submissions over the intercom between classes and students would vote for the best. A month ago this would’ve just been a text reply, but a freed, healing brain needs to express itself.
Went to Spirit Halloween last week to find a blue wizard hat and holy bones I forgot how much this place rules.
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Went to Spirit Halloween last week to find a blue wizard hat and holy bones I forgot how much this place rules.
"We need a graphic for the login timeout page. The copy's gonna read, 'You're busy. We've got your back,' so something that that says you only have so much time in the day, but don't make them look harried."
"What about someone skateboarding with a laptop in 1 hand and a coffee in the other?"
"What about someone skateboarding with a laptop in 1 hand and a coffee in the other?"
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"We need a graphic for the login timeout page. The copy's gonna read, 'You're busy. We've got your back,' so something that that says you only have so much time in the day, but don't make them look harried."
"What about someone skateboarding with a laptop in 1 hand and a coffee in the other?"
"What about someone skateboarding with a laptop in 1 hand and a coffee in the other?"
"Two households, both alike in diggity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene."
September 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Two households, both alike in diggity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene."
Post a you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Post a you from a different era
We had to say goodbye to the sweetest little old lady in the world yesterday. Jade brought 7 1/2 pounds of unconditional, polydactyly mittened unconditional love into my life and lap every day for the last 8 years. If you have a furry little one that brings you hope, give ‘em scritches for me.
September 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We had to say goodbye to the sweetest little old lady in the world yesterday. Jade brought 7 1/2 pounds of unconditional, polydactyly mittened unconditional love into my life and lap every day for the last 8 years. If you have a furry little one that brings you hope, give ‘em scritches for me.
@joshgondelman.bsky.social is Stephen Miller your Wario? Find me a more opposite person for everything each is trying to bring to the world.
September 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
@joshgondelman.bsky.social is Stephen Miller your Wario? Find me a more opposite person for everything each is trying to bring to the world.
think i nailed it here
September 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
think i nailed it here
Everything is so much. Here, have my senior pets enjoying dinner together.
August 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Everything is so much. Here, have my senior pets enjoying dinner together.
Somehow missed it when it came out, but here's the NYT's Top 100 Movies of the 21st Century. I've seen exactly 50. You?
August 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Somehow missed it when it came out, but here's the NYT's Top 100 Movies of the 21st Century. I've seen exactly 50. You?
I think I'm on to something here.
June 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I think I'm on to something here.