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mattmonz.bsky.social
This is amazing. Next stop 30%. Big thanks to all the contributors and companies that have made this possible.
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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octet-stream.net
Edit of https://xkcd.com/303/ (Compiling) The #1 programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off: "My conversation's compacting!" -- (voice from inside office) "Hey! Get back to work!" (programmers having a sword fight on office chairs) "Compacting!" (from office) "Oh. Carry on."
October 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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andrewpurcell.bsky.social
When ruled by the stupidest, most detestable people on earth, what else to but point and laugh?

This piece is lacerating and very funny.
Neither Elon Musk Nor Anybody Else Will Ever Colonize Mars | Defector
Mars does not have a magnetosphere. Any discussion of humans ever settling the red planet can stop right there, but of course it never does. Do you have a low-cost plan for, uh, creating a gigantic ac...
defector.com
March 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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mattmoor.dev
Optimist: head
Pessimist: tail
Realist: grep
justingarrison.com Justin Garrison @justingarrison.com · Dec 13
The three pillars of observability

Tail
Grep
Sed
December 13, 2024 at 7:17 AM
mattmonz.bsky.social
coroot is the best open source observability stack you’ve never heard of.
coroot.com
December 9, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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paulbutler.org
Bluesky’s captured tech twitter because it appeals to our innate desire to buy a new domain name.
November 2, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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quinnypig.com
What idiot called it “migrating an application to use Graviton processors” instead of “Arm wrestling?”
October 31, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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akuity.io
We’re excited to be part of “Inside Argo: Automating the Future,” showcasing Argo Project's impact on
@kubernetes.bsky.social! 🎬

Join us at #KubeCon for the premiere!

Learn more & register: hubs.li/Q02T-fPj0

#ArgoCon #ArgoCD #Kubernetes #GitOps #DevOps
October 25, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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quinnypig.com
And so it begins: Monday starts with a whole bunch of people being surprised by the new IPv4 charges when they check their AWS bills for February.
March 4, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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funnyordie.bsky.social
September 11, 2023 at 11:24 PM
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gwillow.me
David Brooks (who divorced his wife of 20+ years to marry his researcher) has written a column on the merits of early marriage, pleading w/ young people to read Jane Austen (never married) and George Eliot (open relationship w/ a married man, never legally married). This guy is phoning it in
September 4, 2023 at 11:48 PM
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sontek.net
We are hiring rust engineers who want to build kubernetes controllers!

https://boards.greenhouse.io/dittoliveincorporated/jobs/4263846006
August 12, 2023 at 10:55 PM