Matt M
mattmess.bsky.social
Matt M
@mattmess.bsky.social
I have bad opinions.

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Don't use toxic language.

Instead of saying "This community is toxic."
Say "Everyone has very strong opinions."
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Cuomo's entire campaign against Mamdani is just being the moron in the coolest shit ever meme
August 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"bluesky is dying"? All these "bluesky is dying" posts say otherwise.
August 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
PBS and NPR are made possible by viewers like you!
scoop: donations to NPR and PBS stations have exploded, with donors across the country giving in unprecedented numbers since Congress cut federal funding

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/b...
Donations to NPR and PBS Stations Surge After Funding Cuts
www.nytimes.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
July 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Goodbye, my friend.
June 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Woke: being aware of injustices around you.

The opposite of "woke" is "not see".
June 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
JD Vance got ratioed
June 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I accidentally bought new dimmable light bulbs instead of normal ones. I don't have a dimmer switch/lamp, so I see two solutions to this problem.

1. Go to the store, return the dimmable bulbs and buy some regular ones.
2. Go to the store and buy a dimmable lamp.

I think the answer is obvious.
June 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The most unrealistic part of #CaptainAmerica #BraveNewWorld is that after the president became a monster, he is no longer president.

Having the president be a super would have so much potential.
May 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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It’s still kind of wild to me how this whole app just takes my cringy doodles and runs with it, but I’m honestly so thankful you guys vibe, haha. It’s a lot of fun. 🫰☺️
May 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Brilliant!
May 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm going to introduce a new conspiracy theory.

*Holds up a mirror*
May 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My favorite way to exit vim is `:!kill -9 $PPID`
May 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I wrote a class that adds labelled breaks to python, similar to c-style languages.
gist.github.com/mattmess1221...
May 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I just got a case for my phone after going without for months. The bevel will take some getting used to.

Everything looks so tiny by comparison.
May 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm not going to the parade in DC. And not because I live 400 miles away.
April 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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RFK Jr is ending a $56 million program that provides free narcan to first responders and teaches them how to use it.
April 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Gulf of America? More like #GolfOfAmerica 🤡
April 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Nutlick"
Two weeks ago Nutlick had us all doing robot maintenance.

Last week he had us all screwing stuff into iPhones.

But now we are going to be catching fish in Samoa instead. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Lutnick: "With your leadership and your policies we're gonna open all these markets and we're gonna let our fishermen thrive and prosper and we're gonna have lower cost fish, more of it, and the freshest fish in the world. And this is just common sense for the United States of America."
April 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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The Onion uncovers what’s inside Elon Musk’s $35 million Texas compound. Explore Elon Musk's entire compound here:
theonion.com/inside-elon-...
April 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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😲
April 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM