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Matt
@mattmark.bsky.social
SciFi/Fantasy enjoyer, amateur Astronomer, aspiring Computer Scientist, and homebrewer
BSG 109, why does Helen Tigh say airport when it’s a spaceport? She was booking passage to another world/colony.
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
One thing about “why did ‘Battlestar Galactica’ receive her charter,” even the Cylons recognize an honor with her charter and its CO for the series.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Why can’t I do the IT for this job? They have a software that logs off after some time, and I don’t understand the arguments for its timings.
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hm. I’m okay with this snow.
Pacific Northwest residents braced for another round of heavy rain Wednesday after a powerful storm clobbered the region the day before, swelling rivers, closing roads and prompting high water rescues.
Pacific Northwest braces for more heavy rain, after powerful storm caused flooding, rescues
Pacific Northwest residents are bracing for another round of heavy rain after a powerful storm clobbered the region the day before.
bit.ly
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That isn’t grandma. And if it is, I might do something nasty to let her have her earned afterlife.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
HFS, I’m old enough to know “streaming without ads, ever.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
youtube.com/shorts/6v-R2...

“Fire in the hole!” A “grain amplifier” demo.
What Happens If You Explode Popcorn With This Weird Machine?
YouTube video by Uwos Lab
youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Wait, is this whole #HeGetsUs a conflation of Jesus (Spanish name) and Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the God of the new covenant of God?
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Why does a miss with a phaser in Star Trek do nothing whereas a hit vaporizes whatever? Nevermind, it’s “in the script.”
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I think, the younger you are, the lossy your experience. But alas, we’ll always believe we have a full accounting of our experience. Maybe in our elder years, we just yeet it all in over confidence?
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Furby was definitely inspired by “Gremlins.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“Gremlins” is typical. The boy gets gifted trouble and the parents are hands off
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So, is the new Grinch just conjured up to sell “Grinch Salt” at McDonald’s? Like why else?
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Silly boys
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Why do some older people get “sausage fingers?” Well, if you get frost bite and recover, in cycles, the damage from the ice causes “puffiness” (aka “sausage fingers”).

Sorry, this is a snow-riddled, North opinion. I don’t know what “sausage fingers” are expressed in a Florida native and resident.
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Huh, and now, I better understand flight delays and cancellations.
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was explaining a colleague about “Black Wall St,” and I get it by the name; it’s racist, but I didn’t make the history.

Anyways, the Venezuela stuff that the Pres. is doing is because of their Bitcoin market, I bet you. “The poors” can’t have nice things.
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Fun historical fact: Richard the Lionheart was French and Gay.

No joke here, actually, he literally was. He didn't even speak English and only went to England like once, because he was too busy in France having gay sex with French kings.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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19 year old freshman just wants to go home for Thanksgiving to see her family, she gets deported to Honduras.

Former President of Honduras who’s serving 45 years in prison for drug trafficking?

He gets a full presidential pardon.

Both are Honduran. Only one is a criminal.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Love Canada!
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of these sadists running amok.

They're thieves, murderers, and rapists.

And those are only the crimes they publicly brag about.

Enough is enough.

Every single cell in my body is ready to turn the page on this national nightmare.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What a lovely gift nature gave me: deposit of 2-3” of snow. At least it’s extremely rare for it ever to be on @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social’s birthday.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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ONCE AGAIN
FFS Twin cities driver's... You need your fucking lights on right now.
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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🎶Oh cats in trees
Oh cats in trees
This is the greatest season!🎶
“I love this tree, dad! All for me? Thanks!”
Happy #Caturday
#CatsofBluesky
😻🎄
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM