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Muad’Matty
@mattlowe.bsky.social
Equal Opportunity Hater
Hungover at the DMZ
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Telling everyone I’m going to Korea just to see No Other Choice a month before anyone else.
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Reposted by Muad’Matty
u shouldn't be allowed to pull ur starter if he hasn't given up any runs
October 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We love a white woman who says Mahalo on the mainland
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
inshallah may amanda anisimova win the us open
September 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
im in my rafa era. cut offs, capris, and picking my butt.
September 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The problem with the US Open is everyone is rich and hot
September 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Shout out all my long haired short shorts hoopers putting up Js at the Cal Anderson court. Absolutely hideous strokes but they make it rain.
August 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
when are we as a society going to accept camo hats are over
August 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
an all-city scavenger hunt is actually so cool
August 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the haters out hating on my hating
August 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
keep your parents off social media, y'all
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
make this man president of the world
August 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
lmao my YL kids are getting married what the hell
August 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I don’t want to hear for a second that Sweetgreen doesn’t take care of their people!!! 🐐
August 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I know Casios do "step tracking" but it's a missed opportunity that they haven't done a true Casio Fitbit collab. It would do numbers.
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Going to stop referring to myself as a hater and instead adopt a new title: “practitioner of hate”
August 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Can someone explain to me why we’re allowing parking in Cal Anderson?
August 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I love the Seattle Sounders so much
August 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
if i ever become mayor i will introduce legislation to euthanize every dog that barks after sun down. shut tf up and you may live.
July 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m typically a “no Bluetooth speakers at the beach” guy, but there’s something v sweet about people doing a pop up DJ set in the park for their friends.
July 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
everything is a bubble tea joint
July 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Am I the only one upset with how vulgar-free The Stranger's Election Voting Guide is this year? It's understandably because Noisy Creek is trying to reel things in, but this vanilla, watered-down Voting Guide definitely makes me trust the SECB less.
July 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m putting together a team
July 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM