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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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There’s also a foundational conspiracy theory in their bubble: most people agree with them, and the only reason it appears otherwise is radical leftists took over all institutions and forced people to parrot wokeness or whatever.
Acknowledging organic protest creates too much cognitive dissonance.
Acknowledging organic protest creates too much cognitive dissonance.
October 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
There’s also a foundational conspiracy theory in their bubble: most people agree with them, and the only reason it appears otherwise is radical leftists took over all institutions and forced people to parrot wokeness or whatever.
Acknowledging organic protest creates too much cognitive dissonance.
Acknowledging organic protest creates too much cognitive dissonance.
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Americans: My family needs healthcare
GOP: No
Americans: It is VERY important
GOP: NO healthcare but here’s coal
Americans: I don’t need coal
GOP: It’s all we have.
Wait, here’s measles.
Americans: But my kid is sick
GOP: The gold in the White House is 24 karat.
#RemoveTrump
GOP: No
Americans: It is VERY important
GOP: NO healthcare but here’s coal
Americans: I don’t need coal
GOP: It’s all we have.
Wait, here’s measles.
Americans: But my kid is sick
GOP: The gold in the White House is 24 karat.
#RemoveTrump
September 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Americans: My family needs healthcare
GOP: No
Americans: It is VERY important
GOP: NO healthcare but here’s coal
Americans: I don’t need coal
GOP: It’s all we have.
Wait, here’s measles.
Americans: But my kid is sick
GOP: The gold in the White House is 24 karat.
#RemoveTrump
GOP: No
Americans: It is VERY important
GOP: NO healthcare but here’s coal
Americans: I don’t need coal
GOP: It’s all we have.
Wait, here’s measles.
Americans: But my kid is sick
GOP: The gold in the White House is 24 karat.
#RemoveTrump
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The FBI says there was insufficient evidence to charge Tom Homan with bribery because in the video of undercover agents handing him a bag of cash he did not say “Thank you for this bribe.”
September 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The FBI says there was insufficient evidence to charge Tom Homan with bribery because in the video of undercover agents handing him a bag of cash he did not say “Thank you for this bribe.”
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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When you strip away humanity
July 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
When you strip away humanity
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Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far:
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
June 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far:
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Today is my birthday so It would mean a lot of y'all shared my art :) 🫶
June 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Today is my birthday so It would mean a lot of y'all shared my art :) 🫶
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Didn’t realize this was a prophecy.
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Didn’t realize this was a prophecy.
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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Best strange advice I’ve ever gotten: If you catch yourself having negative thoughts about yourself, start hearing them in Trump’s voice. You’ll immediately begin defending yourself.
May 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Best strange advice I’ve ever gotten: If you catch yourself having negative thoughts about yourself, start hearing them in Trump’s voice. You’ll immediately begin defending yourself.
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You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
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turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
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“What did they expect?” is kind of a misleading question.
The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.
The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.
April 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“What did they expect?” is kind of a misleading question.
The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.
The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.
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Tariffs on unoccupied arctic islands.
No tarrifs on Russia.
Tell us again it was a hoax.
No tarrifs on Russia.
Tell us again it was a hoax.
April 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Tariffs on unoccupied arctic islands.
No tarrifs on Russia.
Tell us again it was a hoax.
No tarrifs on Russia.
Tell us again it was a hoax.
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Don’t call it a crash. It’s a Roman Market
April 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Don’t call it a crash. It’s a Roman Market
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Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
March 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
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Hey, Politico --
I consider myself to have "long-term standing in the private legal community" and I have been willing to speak out almost every single day. And, I'm not alone.
Yes, there is widespread cowardice among law firms, but don't ignore those refusing to bow down.
Defiantly,
Marc Elias
I consider myself to have "long-term standing in the private legal community" and I have been willing to speak out almost every single day. And, I'm not alone.
Yes, there is widespread cowardice among law firms, but don't ignore those refusing to bow down.
Defiantly,
Marc Elias
March 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hey, Politico --
I consider myself to have "long-term standing in the private legal community" and I have been willing to speak out almost every single day. And, I'm not alone.
Yes, there is widespread cowardice among law firms, but don't ignore those refusing to bow down.
Defiantly,
Marc Elias
I consider myself to have "long-term standing in the private legal community" and I have been willing to speak out almost every single day. And, I'm not alone.
Yes, there is widespread cowardice among law firms, but don't ignore those refusing to bow down.
Defiantly,
Marc Elias
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Attention working-class Americans:
Republicans’ new budget does NOT include no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, or no tax on Social Security.
Instead it protects tax handouts for billionaires and makes way for the largest Medicaid cut in history.
Republicans’ new budget does NOT include no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, or no tax on Social Security.
Instead it protects tax handouts for billionaires and makes way for the largest Medicaid cut in history.
February 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Attention working-class Americans:
Republicans’ new budget does NOT include no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, or no tax on Social Security.
Instead it protects tax handouts for billionaires and makes way for the largest Medicaid cut in history.
Republicans’ new budget does NOT include no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, or no tax on Social Security.
Instead it protects tax handouts for billionaires and makes way for the largest Medicaid cut in history.