Matt
@matthumbert.bsky.social
Formerly MV, now we’re in the NIL era. Tech guy and philanthropist disguised as a drug dealer. Yes I will sell it to you. Gopher sports, so you don’t have to.
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Matt
@matthumbert.bsky.social
· Apr 9
When I wake up and survey the calamitous, unrelenting shitshow that’s befallen our government, I have gratitude for one simple reason:
I have an unholy amount of THC for my friends, old and new.
I have an unholy amount of THC for my friends, old and new.
Watching Gopher football this season is as hazardous for my health as letting two boys under nine eat too much Halloween candy, if you’d like to know how my day is going.
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watching Gopher football this season is as hazardous for my health as letting two boys under nine eat too much Halloween candy, if you’d like to know how my day is going.
Ahhh the conflation of data science (already a discipline with squishy boundaries) and machine learning with Generative AI. This isn’t confusing to non-technical audiences AT ALL (cries in Jupyter notebook)
Ah, now for the graf Bluesky is really going to hate: AI saves lives. (I doubt these are the LLMs you're thinking of tho. ChatGPT isn't researching vaccines)
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ahhh the conflation of data science (already a discipline with squishy boundaries) and machine learning with Generative AI. This isn’t confusing to non-technical audiences AT ALL (cries in Jupyter notebook)
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So Penn State spent $50 million to fire a guy who took them to the playoffs so they can hire a guy who hasn’t beaten a ranked team since 2016? Have I got that right?
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So Penn State spent $50 million to fire a guy who took them to the playoffs so they can hire a guy who hasn’t beaten a ranked team since 2016? Have I got that right?
Speaking of rehashing the classics, Oregon has 693 yards of offense against Rutgers, a new high (low) mark for yards surrendered by a Robb Smith defense.
October 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Speaking of rehashing the classics, Oregon has 693 yards of offense against Rutgers, a new high (low) mark for yards surrendered by a Robb Smith defense.
This Penn St-Iowa reboot of Kinnick After Dark has a bigger VFX budget for digital explosions and I bet Ferentz hates it for the overindulgence.
CFB writers keep rebooting the classics
Penn State blocks Iowa's FG attempt and runs it back for a TD to end the half
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This Penn St-Iowa reboot of Kinnick After Dark has a bigger VFX budget for digital explosions and I bet Ferentz hates it for the overindulgence.
CFB writers keep rebooting the classics
Penn State blocks Iowa's FG attempt and runs it back for a TD to end the half
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
CFB writers keep rebooting the classics
He needs another year with more resources and support.
He deserves another recruiting cycle.
I think Luke Fickell needs another year
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He needs another year with more resources and support.
Good morning beautiful Gophersky, as far as I’m concerned we’ve never lost to the Cornhuskers
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Good morning beautiful Gophersky, as far as I’m concerned we’ve never lost to the Cornhuskers
Nothing is better for calming the screeching opossums in my brain and rats gnawing my guts from the inside out like kicking Nebraska’s ass, again.
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Nothing is better for calming the screeching opossums in my brain and rats gnawing my guts from the inside out like kicking Nebraska’s ass, again.
Oh god I am tumescent. Completely engorged.
October 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh god I am tumescent. Completely engorged.
Raiola made a business decision on that last sack 😹😹😹
October 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Raiola made a business decision on that last sack 😹😹😹
Holy shit
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Holy shit
Exquisite. I didn’t see a hold either.
October 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Exquisite. I didn’t see a hold either.
99 yard drives are B1G West erotica
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
99 yard drives are B1G West erotica
Nebraska OL: still absolute cheeks after all these years
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Nebraska OL: still absolute cheeks after all these years
LMAOOOOO we out here calling targeting on linemen
October 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
LMAOOOOO we out here calling targeting on linemen
Magnificent drive, no notes.
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Magnificent drive, no notes.
“You Get What You Give” by The New Radicals will always be a banger
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October 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“You Get What You Give” by The New Radicals will always be a banger
Penn State head coach Curt Cignetti sounds terrifying
October 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Penn State head coach Curt Cignetti sounds terrifying
Checking for any outstanding warrants after last night’s Gopher victory because what I witnessed was armed robbery.
October 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Checking for any outstanding warrants after last night’s Gopher victory because what I witnessed was armed robbery.
What an absolutely stupid game, like the dumbest game in many years LMAO
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What an absolutely stupid game, like the dumbest game in many years LMAO